Well like in October, 1983, but still, I did.
May I be your bridesmaid?
These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
You can help the poor by destroying the rich.