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    Inge is a bad dog!



    She left her poor monkey outside in the cold the other night. She needs to start taking better care of her toys.

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    Says the guy who can't remember to buy doggie bones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
    Says the guy who can't remember to buy doggie bones.

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    Do you want a bath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Do you want a bath?

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    Not if you're going to sit in the tub next to me and make your own jacuzzi bubbles.

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    Couch, if you are going to continue these personal attacks on other posters, I suspect that the mods are going to have to suspend your posting privileges or ban you outright.
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    Some other dog or animal ran off with Inge's monkey last night. Maybe this will fix her little wagon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post


    She left her poor monkey outside in the cold the other night. She needs to start taking better care of her toys.

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    you have cold?
    it's 90 degrees here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    you have cold?
    it's 90 degrees here...
    It was in the mid 60s. That's pretty cold for a monkey.

    Inge is an abusive monkey owner.

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    Shush bad human! You guys derserve the truth here. I did not leave the monkey outside. I love my monkey with all my doggeh heart. In fact, I was curled up on the couch, giving the monkey love bites, when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. I was watching Meer Kat Manor, which I love, but then again, who doesn't? Am I right?!

    Anyway, so Love Boat is on and Couch is munching on his brocolli like there is no tomorrow, chewing with his mouth open as usual, bits of food and spittle are flying everywhere, and then it happens. It gets silent, Couch hunkers down and his muscles tense, and then you guessed it, flatus eruptus maximus. Yep, he let fly with a vile stench that would gag a maggot. I had no other choice than to bite him, so I did. Tough love. If I do not discipline him, he will never learn right from wrong.

    So anyway, Fart Boy (okay, that was wrong, I do not really want to resort to name calling) jumps up, grabs my monkey, walks to the front door, tosses the poor monkey into the night, slams the door, storms off to his bedroom, grabs his phone, passive agressively storms outside and snaps a picture of monkey in the grass, and then after a bit more door slamming and muttering, heads off to his computer, which can only mean lies on Foo or watch porn, the wrist kind you guys, not the other. Turns out it was both.

    Now you know the truth and my paws are tired, so I am going to go pee in Couch's shoes and then take a nap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
    Shush bad human! You guys derserve the truth here. I did not leave the monkey outside. I love my monkey with all my doggeh heart. In fact, I was curled up on the couch, giving the monkey love bites, when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. I was watching Meer Kat Manor, which I love, but then again, who doesn't? Am I right?!

    Anyway, so Love Boat is on and Couch is munching on his brocolli like there is no tomorrow, chewing with his mouth open as usual, bits of food and spittle are flying everywhere, and then it happens. It gets silent, Couch hunkers down and his muscles tense, and then you guessed it, flatus eruptus maximus. Yep, he let fly with a vile stench that would gag a maggot. I had no other choice than to bite him, so I did. Tough love. If I do not discipline him, he will never learn right from wrong.

    So anyway, Fart Boy (okay, that was wrong, I do not really want to resort to name calling) jumps up, grabs my monkey, walks to the front door, tosses the poor monkey into the night, slams the door, storms off to his bedroom, grabs his phone, passive agressively storms outside and snaps a picture of monkey in the grass, and then after a bit more door slamming and muttering, heads off to his computer, which can only mean lies on Foo or watch porn, the wrist kind you guys, not the other. Turns out it was both.

    Now you know the truth and my paws are tired, so I am going to go pee in Couch's shoes and then take a nap.
    Word Salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
    when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. .
    that's animal cruelty, couch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    that's animal cruelty, couch.
    All lies. Besides having anger management issues, Inge is a pathological liar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    All lies. Besides having anger management issues, Inge is a pathological liar.

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    I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
    I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.
    You are wise. I think you too know where the truth lies in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
    I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.
    Yep, dogs know how to lie. I had a JRT who would shiver so miserably like he was cold and needed to come in. My ex bought it. Until he did it one day when it was like 80 degrees out. Busted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    It was in the mid 60s. That's pretty cold for a monkey.

    Inge is an abusive monkey owner.

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    Indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Some other dog or animal ran off with Inge's monkey last night. Maybe this will fix her little wagon.

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    Probably the SLA.
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    I think we need a picture of Inge Hearst.


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