Cycling and bicycle discussion forums. 
   Click here to join our community Log in to access your Control Panel  


Go Back   > >

Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-26-12, 09:01 PM   #1
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Inge is a bad dog!



She left her poor monkey outside in the cold the other night. She needs to start taking better care of her toys.

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-12, 09:03 PM   #2
_Inge_
Sofa dog
 
_Inge_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Biting Couch's leg
Bikes:
Posts: 0
Says the guy who can't remember to buy doggie bones.

Inge
_Inge_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-12, 09:05 PM   #3
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
Says the guy who can't remember to buy doggie bones.

Inge
Do you want a bath?

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-12, 09:08 PM   #4
_Inge_
Sofa dog
 
_Inge_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Biting Couch's leg
Bikes:
Posts: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couch View Post
Do you want a bath?

Couch
Not if you're going to sit in the tub next to me and make your own jacuzzi bubbles.

Inge
_Inge_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-12, 09:21 PM   #5
Artkansas 
Pedaled too far.
 
Artkansas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: La Petite Roche
Bikes:
Posts: 12,859
Couch, if you are going to continue these personal attacks on other posters, I suspect that the mods are going to have to suspend your posting privileges or ban you outright.
__________________
"He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.
Artkansas is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:07 AM   #6
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Some other dog or animal ran off with Inge's monkey last night. Maybe this will fix her little wagon.

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:09 AM   #7
trsidn 
Meadow Party Member
 
trsidn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
Posts: 274
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couch View Post


She left her poor monkey outside in the cold the other night. She needs to start taking better care of her toys.

Couch
you have cold?
it's 90 degrees here...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
.... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.
trsidn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:11 AM   #8
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
you have cold?
it's 90 degrees here...
It was in the mid 60s. That's pretty cold for a monkey.

Inge is an abusive monkey owner.

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:22 AM   #9
_Inge_
Sofa dog
 
_Inge_'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Biting Couch's leg
Bikes:
Posts: 0
Shush bad human! You guys derserve the truth here. I did not leave the monkey outside. I love my monkey with all my doggeh heart. In fact, I was curled up on the couch, giving the monkey love bites, when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. I was watching Meer Kat Manor, which I love, but then again, who doesn't? Am I right?!

Anyway, so Love Boat is on and Couch is munching on his brocolli like there is no tomorrow, chewing with his mouth open as usual, bits of food and spittle are flying everywhere, and then it happens. It gets silent, Couch hunkers down and his muscles tense, and then you guessed it, flatus eruptus maximus. Yep, he let fly with a vile stench that would gag a maggot. I had no other choice than to bite him, so I did. Tough love. If I do not discipline him, he will never learn right from wrong.

So anyway, Fart Boy (okay, that was wrong, I do not really want to resort to name calling) jumps up, grabs my monkey, walks to the front door, tosses the poor monkey into the night, slams the door, storms off to his bedroom, grabs his phone, passive agressively storms outside and snaps a picture of monkey in the grass, and then after a bit more door slamming and muttering, heads off to his computer, which can only mean lies on Foo or watch porn, the wrist kind you guys, not the other. Turns out it was both.

Now you know the truth and my paws are tired, so I am going to go pee in Couch's shoes and then take a nap.
_Inge_ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:24 AM   #10
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
Shush bad human! You guys derserve the truth here. I did not leave the monkey outside. I love my monkey with all my doggeh heart. In fact, I was curled up on the couch, giving the monkey love bites, when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. I was watching Meer Kat Manor, which I love, but then again, who doesn't? Am I right?!

Anyway, so Love Boat is on and Couch is munching on his brocolli like there is no tomorrow, chewing with his mouth open as usual, bits of food and spittle are flying everywhere, and then it happens. It gets silent, Couch hunkers down and his muscles tense, and then you guessed it, flatus eruptus maximus. Yep, he let fly with a vile stench that would gag a maggot. I had no other choice than to bite him, so I did. Tough love. If I do not discipline him, he will never learn right from wrong.

So anyway, Fart Boy (okay, that was wrong, I do not really want to resort to name calling) jumps up, grabs my monkey, walks to the front door, tosses the poor monkey into the night, slams the door, storms off to his bedroom, grabs his phone, passive agressively storms outside and snaps a picture of monkey in the grass, and then after a bit more door slamming and muttering, heads off to his computer, which can only mean lies on Foo or watch porn, the wrist kind you guys, not the other. Turns out it was both.

Now you know the truth and my paws are tired, so I am going to go pee in Couch's shoes and then take a nap.
Word Salad.

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:33 AM   #11
trsidn 
Meadow Party Member
 
trsidn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
Posts: 274
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
when Couch comes in with a bowl of brocolli smothered in vegan chili and turns on old reruns of Love Boat. I should have bit him for that. .
that's animal cruelty, couch.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
.... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.
trsidn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:37 AM   #12
Couch
Banned
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Bikes:
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
that's animal cruelty, couch.
All lies. Besides having anger management issues, Inge is a pathological liar.

Couch
Couch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:48 AM   #13
Lamplight
Senior Member
 
Lamplight's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Bellingham, WA
Bikes:
Posts: 2,772
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couch View Post
All lies. Besides having anger management issues, Inge is a pathological liar.

Couch
I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.
Lamplight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 09:49 AM   #14
jsharr
You Know!? For Kids!
 
jsharr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Posts: 6,153
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.
You are wise. I think you too know where the truth lies in this thread.
__________________
Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
jsharr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 10:40 AM   #15
Artkansas 
Pedaled too far.
 
Artkansas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: La Petite Roche
Bikes:
Posts: 12,859
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
I knew all cats are liars, but I didn't expect that of dogs.
Yep, dogs know how to lie. I had a JRT who would shiver so miserably like he was cold and needed to come in. My ex bought it. Until he did it one day when it was like 80 degrees out. Busted.
__________________
"He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.
Artkansas is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 10:52 AM   #16
skijor 
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT
Posts: 920
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couch View Post
It was in the mid 60s. That's pretty cold for a monkey.

Inge is an abusive monkey owner.

Couch
Indeed
[video=youtube;bo9riZYUpTw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw[/video]
skijor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 10:57 AM   #17
ModoVincere
Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour
 
ModoVincere's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Bikes:
Posts: 1,675
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couch View Post
Some other dog or animal ran off with Inge's monkey last night. Maybe this will fix her little wagon.

Couch
Probably the SLA.
__________________
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
ModoVincere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-12, 01:08 PM   #18
trsidn 
Meadow Party Member
 
trsidn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD8, Trek SU200
Posts: 274
I think we need a picture of Inge Hearst.


CHRIS!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
.... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.
trsidn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:43 PM.