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    Old enough to know better willmw's Avatar
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    I got married...

    Well, not recently...it was 17 years ago to be exact. I would have posted this as an immediate response to MP's engagement thread, but the Mrs. and I were away on a vacation/anniversary trip to Seattle.
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    Congrats to 17 years ago!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I got married once. Hillary and I tried a little experiment back in college where we accidentally flew to Amsterdam while on an LSD/Mescaline trip.

    We pretended I was the Russian Order Bride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I got married once. Hillary and I tried a little experiment back in college where we accidentally flew to Amsterdam while on an LSD/Mescaline trip.

    We pretended I was the Russian Order Bride.

    Couch
    Did you consummate the marriage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie burgh View Post
    Did you consummate the marriage?
    Have you ever tried doing the nasty while on Mescaline? Let's just say, it's not very romantic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Have you ever tried doing the nasty while on Mescaline? Let's just say, it's not very romantic.

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    Who says it has to be romantic. So did he pop the cherry, or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie burgh View Post
    Who says it has to be romantic. So did he pop the cherry, or not?
    I don't kiss and tell.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie burgh View Post
    Who says it has to be romantic. So did he pop the cherry, or not?
    Mango is girl Charlie.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Mango is girl Charlie.
    Yea, but Hillary isn't. He's a dood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Yea, but Hillary isn't. He's a dood.

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    That is in question as he still hasn't got the codes.

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    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
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    What kind of a theme did your wedding have, willmv? Did you dress as Jabba the Hut?
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Old enough to know better willmw's Avatar
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    Well, I guess you could say a 'Forest Gump' theme, as we played the theme from the movie at the wedding.
    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
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    Run, Forest, run!
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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