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Old 06-27-12, 02:59 PM   #1
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Mango with her ex Amish husband

Before the tragic clapping incident (pronounced clay-ping). Some say it was an inside job.

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Old 06-27-12, 05:12 PM   #2
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Looks like there's a Norwegian in the woodpile, if you get my drift...
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*shakes fists at the sky* Why???
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Old 06-27-12, 06:12 PM   #4
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Clapping incident?
Clapp is my middle name. What have I done now?
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Old 06-27-12, 06:16 PM   #5
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They say that her husband must have provoked the mule somehow and died due to blunt trauma to his chest caused by the mule`s hooves.
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Who's got the clap?

It's hard for me to follow these docudramas lately.
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Old 06-27-12, 07:28 PM   #8
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Who's got the clap?

It's hard for me to follow these docudramas lately.
I don't have the clap, I am a Clapp. My aunts are twins. The Clapp twins. Ain't a spoonful of a sense of humor between the two of them for some reason.
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I don't have the clap, I am a Clapp. My aunts are twins. The Clapp twins. Ain't a spoonful of a sense of humor between the two of them for some reason.
Could be worse. They could have been named Boob. Saw that on a mailbox in Central PA. The Boob twins. Imagine growing up under that cloud.
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Dated a girl in HS from an Armenian family. Her name was Connie. Last name was Lingus. This is a true story, by the way.
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Dated a girl in HS from an Armenian family. Her name was Connie. Last name was Lingus. This is a true story, by the way.
I grew up with Anita Head.
And hand to heart, a girl in school's name was pronounced Vuh-Gina. It was spelled how you imagine.
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I have a distant cousin named Mary Etta. That's not so bad, but her last name is Fly.

I had a girlfriend whose father was named Richard Hertz. He was a salesman, and preferred to be called Dick Hertz. He thought it was easier to remember.
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I went to school with a guy whose first name was Elmars (yes, with an "s") and his last name was Apinis (long "e" sound on the first "i"). There was also a kid whose last name was Fuchs. It was pronounced "Fooks" but whenever we had a substitute and she would read off the class roster, he would correct her with a pronunciation that rhymed with "ducks". He was sent to the office a lot.
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I don't have the clap, I am the Clapp.
Holy Clapp, stay away from me, I don't want to ride the silver stallion any more!
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*shakes fists at the sky* Why???
... because this is foo?
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... because this is foo?
Prolly the best answer yet....

Name I've seen recently Eayton Pusey (pronounced poo-say)
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My last name can be made to rhyme with penis. If I am introduced to someone and I tell them that they never ever forget my name. I only use that trick under certain circumstances.
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Prolly the best answer yet....

Name I've seen recently Eayton Pusey (pronounced poo-say)
That is awesome!
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