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    Mango with her ex Amish husband

    Before the tragic clapping incident (pronounced clay-ping). Some say it was an inside job.


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    Looks like there's a Norwegian in the woodpile, if you get my drift...

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    *shakes fists at the sky* Why???
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Clapping incident?
    Clapp is my middle name. What have I done now?
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    They say that her husband must have provoked the mule somehow and died due to blunt trauma to his chest caused by the mule`s hooves.

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    Swoon! I think it's HAWT!

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    Who's got the clap?

    It's hard for me to follow these docudramas lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Who's got the clap?

    It's hard for me to follow these docudramas lately.
    I don't have the clap, I am a Clapp. My aunts are twins. The Clapp twins. Ain't a spoonful of a sense of humor between the two of them for some reason.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I don't have the clap, I am a Clapp. My aunts are twins. The Clapp twins. Ain't a spoonful of a sense of humor between the two of them for some reason.
    Could be worse. They could have been named Boob. Saw that on a mailbox in Central PA. The Boob twins. Imagine growing up under that cloud.

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    Dated a girl in HS from an Armenian family. Her name was Connie. Last name was Lingus. This is a true story, by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Dated a girl in HS from an Armenian family. Her name was Connie. Last name was Lingus. This is a true story, by the way.
    I grew up with Anita Head.
    And hand to heart, a girl in school's name was pronounced Vuh-Gina. It was spelled how you imagine.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    I have a distant cousin named Mary Etta. That's not so bad, but her last name is Fly.

    I had a girlfriend whose father was named Richard Hertz. He was a salesman, and preferred to be called Dick Hertz. He thought it was easier to remember.
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    I went to school with a guy whose first name was Elmars (yes, with an "s") and his last name was Apinis (long "e" sound on the first "i"). There was also a kid whose last name was Fuchs. It was pronounced "Fooks" but whenever we had a substitute and she would read off the class roster, he would correct her with a pronunciation that rhymed with "ducks". He was sent to the office a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I don't have the clap, I am the Clapp.
    Holy Clapp, stay away from me, I don't want to ride the silver stallion any more!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    *shakes fists at the sky* Why???
    ... because this is foo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    ... because this is foo?
    Prolly the best answer yet....

    Name I've seen recently Eayton Pusey (pronounced poo-say)
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    My last name can be made to rhyme with penis. If I am introduced to someone and I tell them that they never ever forget my name. I only use that trick under certain circumstances.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Prolly the best answer yet....

    Name I've seen recently Eayton Pusey (pronounced poo-say)
    That is awesome!

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