I would have either laid it down or at the very least needed a change of clothing.
1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold
Seems to be from the land of koalas and roos and platypi. When you live in a land where every single form of lower life from ants to snakes to jellyfish will kill you just for looking at them wrong, a venomous snake crawling onto your hand at 200 kph is just an innocent prank pulled by one of your mates.
I am sure that later this guy put some jack jumper ants in the other guys underwear drawer as payback.