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Old 07-04-12, 11:30 AM   #1
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Roadie drama

So, I was driving across town just now. Two roadies run a red light right in front of me. I could see it coming a mile off, so I adjusted accordingly. Then the idiots pass me on the inside as I'm turning right. I didn't hit them, but it was only pure luck that I didn't, I saw them at the last second in my mirror.
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Old 07-04-12, 11:47 AM   #2
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I've seen very experienced friends scoff traffic laws. Such poor ambassadors.
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Old 07-04-12, 12:47 PM   #3
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I blame the Tour de France and running.
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I accidentally read the thread title as "roadie diarrhea"
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I blame the 41 and I blame crabon fribe and I blame hair gel and most of all I blame roadies.
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Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line. As oncoming traffic came he would veer into the opposite lane (now traveling correctly with traffic) and almost come to a stop while the cars passed, and then weave back into the wrong lane and proceed to salmon on along.
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I blame the Tour de France and running.
I blame GWB
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Old 07-04-12, 08:59 PM   #9
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You should have launched a snot rocket!
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I accidentally read the thread title as "roadie diarrhea"
And you clicked it anyway?
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You hardly ever see anyone with a lugged steel frame, full fenders, and generator lights doin' this. Just sayin'.
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I swear it wasn't me.

Cross my heart.
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Spit on mom's grave.

Wasn't me.
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Old 07-04-12, 10:38 PM   #14
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I blame the 41 and I blame crabon fribe and I blame hair gel and most of all I blame roadies.
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Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line. As oncoming traffic came he would veer into the opposite lane (now traveling correctly with traffic) and almost come to a stop while the cars passed, and then weave back into the wrong lane and proceed to salmon on along.
... so why didn't you just run him over? No jury in the world would convict you.
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Old 07-05-12, 06:48 AM   #16
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Sounds like the classic right hook to me.
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I blame parody threads.
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Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line...
Riding like it was stolen? Was he a Fred or Poseur?
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Riding like it was stolen? Was he a Fred or Poseur?
Poseur who just bought a new bike by the look of him. Gym shorts, UGA cotton t-shirt, look SPDs.
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By guys with two posts?
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Old 07-05-12, 08:18 AM   #22
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I blame the American education system, in particular, drivers ed.

and....

Improperly sized kits, if they're too tight, they cut off circulation to the brain.
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Old 07-05-12, 09:09 AM   #25
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I blame the American education system, in particular, drivers ed.
I agree. An American driver would have squished them. Lucky for them that I am a superior English driver, our driving test is actually a challenge.
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