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Old 07-07-12, 05:05 PM   #1
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Pants ON FIRE!

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Old 07-07-12, 07:42 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-12, 07:46 PM   #3
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Go for a bike ride. Im sure you'll be faster now.
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the solution is to use heat balm and ice balm together. One for the frontal region and one for the rear region.
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...Liar, liar...
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tacos?
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tacos?
My guess is standing too close to the fire pit after ingesting the macho vegan burrito special.
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Old 07-07-12, 10:06 PM   #8
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Tacos from an unsanitary street vendor?
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Old 07-08-12, 06:06 AM   #10
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Quit looking at the bike porn.
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Old 07-08-12, 11:07 AM   #11
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My guess is that Tude gave him one of those "...or else" statements...
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Old 07-08-12, 02:33 PM   #12
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Were they on the couch?
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This works for me.
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Old 07-08-12, 08:59 PM   #14
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I feel better.

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is that how you became a pants less jezebel?
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is that how you became a pants less jezebel?
Nah. That happened after I chased the dragon. Well, it actually happened the moment of the chase. It's kinda complicated.

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Old 07-08-12, 09:35 PM   #17
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Nah. That happened after I chased the dragon. Well, it actually happened the moment of the chase. It's kinda complicated.

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It wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard in the backyard.

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Old 07-09-12, 09:09 AM   #18
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Old 07-09-12, 09:36 AM   #19
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I have it on good authority that couch does not wear pants. I suspect that Inge lit them on fire as part of a purification ritual.
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Old 07-09-12, 10:51 AM   #20
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I think he lit his tutu on fire.
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Nope.

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