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    Pants ON FIRE!

    :-/

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    Try to pee.
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    Go for a bike ride. Im sure you'll be faster now.

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    the solution is to use heat balm and ice balm together. One for the frontal region and one for the rear region.
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    ...Liar, liar...

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    tacos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    tacos?
    My guess is standing too close to the fire pit after ingesting the macho vegan burrito special.
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    Tacos from an unsanitary street vendor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    :-/

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    Liar.
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    Quit looking at the bike porn.
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    My guess is that Tude gave him one of those "...or else" statements...
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    Were they on the couch?

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    This works for me.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    I feel better.

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    is that how you became a pants less jezebel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rx Rider View Post
    is that how you became a pants less jezebel?
    Nah. That happened after I chased the dragon. Well, it actually happened the moment of the chase. It's kinda complicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Nah. That happened after I chased the dragon. Well, it actually happened the moment of the chase. It's kinda complicated.

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    It wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard in the backyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
    It wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard in the backyard.

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    Shut up dog.

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    I have it on good authority that couch does not wear pants. I suspect that Inge lit them on fire as part of a purification ritual.
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    I think he lit his tutu on fire.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I think he lit his tutu on fire.
    Nope.

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