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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    I feel as if you've been neglected

    ... by lack of presence in foo.

    I see all the familiar faces as well as some new ones. But, I feel I visit to infrequently to be part of the dynamic that is foo any longer. Where did I go wrong? Do I need a new avatar to freshen things up?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    ... by lack of presence in foo.

    I see all the familiar faces as well as some new ones. But, I feel I visit to infrequently to be part of the dynamic that is foo any longer. Where did I go wrong? Do I need a new avatar to freshen things up?
    Stop being so dramatic and just post here. Oh, and defend my honor. They have been picking on me.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Stop being so dramatic and just post here. Oh, and defend my honor. They have been picking on me.

    Couch
    Oh grow up, chochky.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Oh grow up, chochky.
    chocky?
    WTF is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    chocky?
    WTF is that?
    If you have to ask, you don't wanna know.

    ModoVincere?
    WTF is that?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    If you have to ask, you don't wanna know.

    ModoVincere?
    WTF is that?
    In Latin, it means way of truth.
    In Italian, it means winning way.

    And what is it? It's a Univega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Oh grow up, chochky.
    OH NOES! My panties are in a wad now!

    Seriously, they are.

    Couch

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    CRACKERJAB!!!!!1!

    Now that's an old school name. Welcome back. Pretty much a new crowd. They're ok but Couch bites.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    OH NOES! My panties are in a wad now!

    Seriously, they are.

    Couch
    Quick! What color are they?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Quick! What color are they?
    Potato.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    ... by lack of presence in foo.

    I see all the familiar faces as well as some new ones. But, I feel I visit to infrequently to be part of the dynamic that is foo any longer. Where did I go wrong? Do I need a new avatar to freshen things up?
    Post a nice picture of youreself. You can be in the next foo montage

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Post a nice picture of youreself. You can be in the next foo montage
    I have pictures of him. He's a looker.

    Couch

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    Foo is kinda like a virtual diaper...every now and then it needs to be flushed clean.

    If anyone is into dirty diapers, I just hit Sex & poop in the 13th post.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Funny, it usually happens much sooner than that...
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Funny, it usually happens much sooner than that...
    I was tired yesterday...and the glass of port wasn't helping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I have pictures of him. He's a looker.

    Couch
    I think you should text them to me.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I think you should text them to me.
    I don't have your number.

    Anywho, you are just going to have to trust me on this one. He's handsome. Very handsome. Almost too handsome.

    Couch

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    What am I, a piece of meat? I have feeling you know.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    What am I, a piece of meat? I have feeling you know.
    You could always text them to me too, ya know? Since Couch is being stingy.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I don't have your number.

    Anywho, you are just going to have to trust me on this one. He's handsome. Very handsome. Almost too handsome.

    Couch
    He looks like a beast

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    Guys, be nice to Crackerjab or his robot will lob dildos at you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Here's a pic of me and some lovely ladies for the guys to admire.

    Edit: Wait, wait, wait... Here's a pic of me, for the ladies to enjoy, and some lovely ladies...
    Last edited by crackerjab; 07-13-12 at 02:54 PM.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Guys, be nice to Crackerjab or his robot will lob dildos at you.
    Hahahah. I forgot that I told everyone here about that. Did I tell you about tying a vibrator to someone's laptop before they went through security at an airport? (This was many years ago, I'm way more mature now...)
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Yes you told that as well. Ah, the good old days!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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