This is not supporting your "regular guy" argument.
“Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emerson in His Journals
I'm in the Navy.
You sausages are hawt.
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
I do not remember enlisting, must have been pressed into service. What is Chip wearing, a flying nun hat, or is that some sort of Marine Fancy Dress uniform?