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Old 07-12-12, 03:20 PM   #1
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Just came home to a leak in the ceiling of my dinning room.

Carpet is stained. Smells like pee and poop. The walls are leaking water everywhere.

Maybe, just MAYBE, I shouldn't have peed in the shower last night.

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Old 07-12-12, 03:24 PM   #2
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Was the house built on the site of an ancient Indian kitty litter box?
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Was the house built on the site of an ancient Indian kitty litter box?
It's not a house. It's an apartment.

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The question remains about the previous use of the land.
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Old 07-12-12, 03:41 PM   #6
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The question remains about the previous use of the land.
Let's not drag tom foolery into this. Couch has a sad right now.

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Be glad it's an apartment and you don't own it.
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Sounds like Inge got a hold of the bong water again...
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Old 07-12-12, 04:02 PM   #10
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Sounds like Inge got a hold of the bong water again...
Inge hasn't used a mind altering drug in nearly two years. Apologize to Inge right now!

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Where are you going to dinn?

That truly does suck, though.
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Where are you going to dinn?

That truly does suck, though.
I'm eating a hot dog now. They are working on the leak upstairs.

Hot dog is good.

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Old 07-12-12, 04:17 PM   #14
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I know Inge is a smart doggeh.
She's also mean to daddy. She has anger management issues.

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On the up side you can now take a shower in your living room.
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Upstairs apartments plumbing is leaking feces and urine on you.
Slip a note under the neighbors door suggesting they relieve themselves elsewhere or you'll stab them in the eye with an olive fork.
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First you took a leak, then you were given one. Instant karma.
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I thought you loved Couchie.

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Sounds like Ming was in your apartment while you were away.
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Sounds like Ming was in your apartment while you were away.
I think she drank my last Yoo-Hoo.

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See what you get for peeing in the shower?!
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What?

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