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    Just came home to a leak in the ceiling of my dinning room.

    Carpet is stained. Smells like pee and poop. The walls are leaking water everywhere.

    Maybe, just MAYBE, I shouldn't have peed in the shower last night.

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    That sucks.

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    Was the house built on the site of an ancient Indian kitty litter box?
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    Was the house built on the site of an ancient Indian kitty litter box?
    It's not a house. It's an apartment.

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    The question remains about the previous use of the land.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    The question remains about the previous use of the land.
    Let's not drag tom foolery into this. Couch has a sad right now.

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    Be glad it's an apartment and you don't own it.

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    Sounds like Inge got a hold of the bong water again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Let's not drag tom foolery into this. Couch has a sad right now.

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    Sometimes foolery is all ya got. Go with it.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Sounds like Inge got a hold of the bong water again...
    Inge hasn't used a mind altering drug in nearly two years. Apologize to Inge right now!

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    Where are you going to dinn?

    That truly does suck, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by waynesworld View Post
    Where are you going to dinn?

    That truly does suck, though.
    I'm eating a hot dog now. They are working on the leak upstairs.

    Hot dog is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Inge hasn't used a mind altering drug in nearly two years. Apologize to Inge right now!

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    I know Inge is a smart doggeh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    I know Inge is a smart doggeh.
    She's also mean to daddy. She has anger management issues.

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    On the up side you can now take a shower in your living room.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Upstairs apartments plumbing is leaking feces and urine on you.
    Slip a note under the neighbors door suggesting they relieve themselves elsewhere or you'll stab them in the eye with an olive fork.
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    First you took a leak, then you were given one. Instant karma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    First you took a leak, then you were given one. Instant karma.
    I thought you loved Couchie.

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    Sounds like Ming was in your apartment while you were away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Sounds like Ming was in your apartment while you were away.
    I think she drank my last Yoo-Hoo.

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    See what you get for peeing in the shower?!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I thought you loved Couchie.

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    It's more of a tough love.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    See what you get for peeing in the shower?!
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    What?

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    Pee on your head.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Pee on your head.
    Huh?

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