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    I hurt my dangling doodle the other day.

    I really need to start wearing bike shorts. Seriously.

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    yes, you should...for Tude's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    yes, you should...for Tude's sake.
    Why? Tude doesn't have a dangling doodle.

    OH, I get it.

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    You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
    Well, it's not like I can control the little sucker. He has a mind of his own!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
    It has to dangle occassionally....you know, that 4 hour thing is for real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    It has to dangle occassionally....you know, that 4 hour thing is for real.
    *waggles eyebrows*
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    *waggles eyebrows*
    impressive....but can you lick them?

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    Did you try tying it?

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    I started thinking I should invent comfortable nut cups for fathers of preschoolers. I could make a fortune.

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    Are you a yankee doodle dandy?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    I wonder if he ran over it with his bike.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Just take your saddle off, then you will not hurt it anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Movie [I]Tommy Boy[/I]
    Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
    Richard Hayden: Um, going over some documents.
    Tommy: Well, where are they? Geez, I don't see them!
    Richard Hayden: They're... in my briefcase.
    Tommy: How can you be reading documents, when they're in you're briefcase? Hmm... that's a mystery!
    Richard Hayden: [Rolls over to go to sleep] Ok then, let's hit it.
    Tommy: Richard! Were you watching, "Spank-tra-vision?" Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?
    Richard Hayden: Ok, let's get some shut-eye.
    Tommy: Say! That's a pretty girl down there!
    Richard Hayden: Good for her.
    Tommy: Gee, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees!
    Richard Hayden: Couldn't tell ya.
    [Later that night]
    Tommy: Big day tomorrow. Hope we can keep this momentum goin'.
    Richard Hayden: Yup. That'd be good.
    Tommy: Richard... Who's you're favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky?
    Tommy: Sinner.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    I started thinking I should invent comfortable nut cups for fathers of preschoolers. I could make a fortune.
    I might be a customer. Our 2-year-old is at JUST the right height that if I am holding him up and he kicks his legs, I take a foot in the crotch.
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