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Old 07-24-12, 08:56 AM   #1
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I hurt my dangling doodle the other day.

I really need to start wearing bike shorts. Seriously.

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Old 07-24-12, 09:00 AM   #2
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yes, you should...for Tude's sake.
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Old 07-24-12, 09:06 AM   #3
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yes, you should...for Tude's sake.
Why? Tude doesn't have a dangling doodle.

OH, I get it.

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You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
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You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
Well, it's not like I can control the little sucker. He has a mind of his own!

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You shouldn't let your doodle dangle.
It has to dangle occassionally....you know, that 4 hour thing is for real.
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Old 07-24-12, 09:20 AM   #7
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It has to dangle occassionally....you know, that 4 hour thing is for real.
*waggles eyebrows*
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Old 07-24-12, 09:28 AM   #8
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*waggles eyebrows*
impressive....but can you lick them?
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Did you try tying it?
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I started thinking I should invent comfortable nut cups for fathers of preschoolers. I could make a fortune.
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Are you a yankee doodle dandy?
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I wonder if he ran over it with his bike.
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Just take your saddle off, then you will not hurt it anymore.
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Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard Hayden: Um, going over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? Geez, I don't see them!
Richard Hayden: They're... in my briefcase.
Tommy: How can you be reading documents, when they're in you're briefcase? Hmm... that's a mystery!
Richard Hayden: [Rolls over to go to sleep] Ok then, let's hit it.
Tommy: Richard! Were you watching, "Spank-tra-vision?" Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian! Oh, whats his name? Buddy... Whackett?
Richard Hayden: Ok, let's get some shut-eye.
Tommy: Say! That's a pretty girl down there!
Richard Hayden: Good for her.
Tommy: Gee, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees!
Richard Hayden: Couldn't tell ya.
[Later that night]
Tommy: Big day tomorrow. Hope we can keep this momentum goin'.
Richard Hayden: Yup. That'd be good.
Tommy: Richard... Who's you're favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky?
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I started thinking I should invent comfortable nut cups for fathers of preschoolers. I could make a fortune.
I might be a customer. Our 2-year-old is at JUST the right height that if I am holding him up and he kicks his legs, I take a foot in the crotch.
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