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    Cool Beans MangoPumpkin's Avatar
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    I'm going to be an Aunt for the first time....

    Hopefully by next Wednesday or Thursday!!!!!!! Yippee!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Why?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Why what?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Why what?
    Blonds. Pfft...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Blonds. Pfft...

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    Okay Blondie.
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    Are you going to pronounce it aaaaunt or ahhhhhunt?
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    How did that happened?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Don't blow it and have your auntie rights taken away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Okay Blondie.
    Take that back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Are you going to pronounce it aaaaunt or ahhhhhunt?
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    How did that happened?
    My sister is gonna be induced on Wednesday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Take that back!

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    Make me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Make me!
    Are you sure? You won't like my methods.

    Chris... will though.

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    Is this a medically necessary induction, or a "medically necessary" induction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Is this a medically necessary induction, or a "medically necessary" induction?
    They said the baby was getting to big.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Why what?
    Yup, those are two of the 5 W's of journalism (even if I did spot you the first one). Can you name the other 3 (and the H for extra credit)?
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Where When How Who

    Huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    They said the baby was getting to big.
    Better than "the OB is going on vacation on Thursday" or "Mommy is getting impatient".

    Sorry, I care waaaaaaaaaay too much about birthing practices now. Especially given that I am a male.
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    How exciting! Congratulations, Auntie! All aunties in our family are pronounced "ant-eee".
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Make me!
    Is this one of those where "to make" & "to do" are the same thing?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    How exciting! Congratulations, Auntie! All aunties in our family are pronounced "ant-eee".
    That's wrong, it's Ahhhhntie

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    Who's going to the the promango if you become antimango? Or is the universe going to become unbalanced without a promango to counteract you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    Who's going to the the promango if you become antimango? Or is the universe going to become unbalanced without a promango to counteract you?
    I am the allknowingMango!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Change of plans....I'll be an ANT tomorrow or Sunday...they said he's a 9 pdr I'm so excited!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I am the allknowingMango!
    So should we ignore that mango behind the pumpkin, I mean curtain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    So should we ignore that mango behind the pumpkin, I mean curtain?
    Oh, see I always thought her name was the punchline to some joke about incestuous hillbillies. You know, something about a man going and doing things to his kinfolk? Didn't think the Amish were into that though.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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