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    Cool Beans MangoPumpkin's Avatar
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    The new guard at work

    Smells horribly of B.O.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Smells horribly of B.O.
    Then stay away from him. It's really that simple.

    Kids these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Smells horribly of B.O.
    But yet you still ride with him on his segway


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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Then stay away from him. It's really that simple.

    Kids these days.

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    I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
    Or get completely naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
    The pictures don't lie


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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
    Do you work in some kind of Amish prison?
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    He just needs a chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Do you work in some kind of Amish prison?
    Sometimes it seems like it.

    This guy is 60 never been married...the guard that is training him said he doesn't think he's washed his clothes in a long while. *barf*
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    LOL maybe i should edit this .I have a warped sence of humor

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    His bodily funk may come in handy when he's taking down a perp. Imagine what would happen if he got you in a headlock.

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    Next time you see him, tell him he should think about changing the oil in his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Sometimes it seems like it.

    This guy is 60 never been married...the guard that is training him said he doesn't think he's washed his clothes in a long while. *barf*
    There's got to be some way you can leverage that into a claim that he created medical condition in you that will allow you to take an extended leave of absence.
    Knows the weight of my bike to the nearest 10 pounds.

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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    "The guard stinks, therefore I have trauma and can't work. Where is my disability check?"
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    Maybe he misunderstood Descartes.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Get a can of spray deodorant and spray him down while yelling "YOU STINK!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Maybe he misunderstood Descartes.
    That's bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    That's bad!
    It's actually quite the clever test of how educated the posters in here are. :-)
    Knows the weight of my bike to the nearest 10 pounds.

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    It's actually quite the clever test of how educated the posters in here are.

    Olero Ergo Sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Maybe he misunderstood Descartes.
    That's bad!
    no it's quite good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    no it's quite good.
    Gnome! What's shakin'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Don't worry. Turn around is usually pretty high, and maybe he's training for a shift when you are there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Maybe he misunderstood Descartes.
    Why Kant he take a bath?

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    MP, just spray him with Lysol the next time he comes around... if you are allowed that in your Amish prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate View Post
    Why Kant he take a bath?
    Perhaps it's his Camus-flage.
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