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Old 07-27-12, 10:45 AM   #1
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The new guard at work

Smells horribly of B.O.
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Old 07-27-12, 10:52 AM   #2
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Smells horribly of B.O.
Then stay away from him. It's really that simple.

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Old 07-27-12, 11:04 AM   #3
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Smells horribly of B.O.
But yet you still ride with him on his segway

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Old 07-27-12, 11:06 AM   #4
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Then stay away from him. It's really that simple.

Kids these days.

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I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
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Old 07-27-12, 11:11 AM   #5
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I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
Or get completely naked.

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Old 07-27-12, 11:13 AM   #6
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I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
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Old 07-27-12, 11:13 AM   #7
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I can't! He does walk bys every hour. Maybe I could conveniently absent from desk when he comes by.
Do you work in some kind of Amish prison?
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Old 07-27-12, 11:16 AM   #8
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He just needs a chair.
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Old 07-27-12, 11:16 AM   #9
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Do you work in some kind of Amish prison?
Sometimes it seems like it.

This guy is 60 never been married...the guard that is training him said he doesn't think he's washed his clothes in a long while. *barf*
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Old 07-27-12, 11:22 AM   #10
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LOL maybe i should edit this .I have a warped sence of humor
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Old 07-27-12, 11:26 AM   #11
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His bodily funk may come in handy when he's taking down a perp. Imagine what would happen if he got you in a headlock.
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Next time you see him, tell him he should think about changing the oil in his pants.
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Old 07-27-12, 11:43 AM   #13
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Sometimes it seems like it.

This guy is 60 never been married...the guard that is training him said he doesn't think he's washed his clothes in a long while. *barf*
There's got to be some way you can leverage that into a claim that he created medical condition in you that will allow you to take an extended leave of absence.
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Maybe he misunderstood Descartes.
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Old 07-27-12, 12:01 PM   #16
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Get a can of spray deodorant and spray him down while yelling "YOU STINK!".
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Old 07-27-12, 12:18 PM   #17
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That's bad!
It's actually quite the clever test of how educated the posters in here are. :-)
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It's actually quite the clever test of how educated the posters in here are.

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Old 07-27-12, 01:09 PM   #20
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That's bad!
no it's quite good.
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Old 07-27-12, 01:15 PM   #21
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Old 07-27-12, 01:24 PM   #22
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Don't worry. Turn around is usually pretty high, and maybe he's training for a shift when you are there.
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MP, just spray him with Lysol the next time he comes around... if you are allowed that in your Amish prison.
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Perhaps it's his Camus-flage.
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