So I left Couch alone for a few moments and so he wanted to freshen himself ...
A 40-year old man, who was arrested in Portland, Ore. on Monday for allegedly washing his genitals in a park drinking fountain while kids played close by, said he was just trying to take a quick bath, according to KGW.com.
Jamie Todd Henseler tried to talk to kids and throw a water balloon at them in Couch Park on Monday, a witness told Portland police. He then began to undress, according to a police bureau spokesman St. Pete Simpson and started washing his genitals.
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I find it hard to believe the city really has a statute forbidding misuse of a drinking fountain. who did what to a fountain before, to get the law on the books? I took a shower in a parking lot island that had turf and a sprinkler system one night on the road traveling once, but I wore a swimsuit.
I'm telling you couch we can fight this! this is clearly an infringement on your rights and there is NO WAY this misuse of a drinking fountain could stick. the bathing in public will be easy to argue, it's not your fault people decided to hang around your park. what are you suppose to do? the water balloons might pose a problem if your pants were still down while you were throwing them at children. you might not want to elaborate on the details here as they may be used as evidence. keep your head down and we'll see you out of this.