It could also go in the "Dahell?!" thread.
It would be convenient to drive it in "upper" position so you could just drive around cars in traffic.
I'd settle for this.
"Seriously is what I want to be, so I put on spandex and show off my gear, my junk, my thing, yes my ding-a-ling."
IMO, it's closer to VOTOMS.
which is what Heavy Gear is based on.
Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)