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    Got Chased By A Big Fat Scary Drooling Dog Today

    Got chased by a dog for the first time today... It was kind of big and scary looking. The thing was growling and snarling at me while running after me and slobbering all over the place and I was pretty scared. Luckily, for me, the owners let it stuff its face so the dog was overweight and couldn't run that fast. Plus I was already at 20+ MPH when passing the house. But it did chase me for about a quarter of a mile and I was hoping a car wouldn't slow me down.

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    Slow down next time, the gal just wanted your phone number.
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    Were you wearing a new El Coucho jersey? He has that effect on canines.
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    Ride what and in what manner pleases you. Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind. srsly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PedalingFool View Post
    Got chased by a dog for the first time today..
    Welcome to the real world, junior.

    What clueless twit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Welcome to the real world, junior.

    What clueless twit...
    Maybe this is a feeble attempt at a parody.

    What ever. Move it to the 41.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Maybe this is a feeble attempt at a parody.

    What ever. Move it to the 41.

    We are allowed to talk about bike-type stuff in Foo. He just needs to add sex or poop to his story.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    We are allowed to talk about bike-type stuff in Foo. He just needs to add sex or poop to his story.
    OK. I see that. Maybe if the big scary looking dog humped his leg for the first time, drooling and foaming at the mouth - dog not OP, but maybe the OP, what the heck - it would be Foo worthy.

    And then the OP could step in a steaming pile, yeah, that would work.
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    Do you realize how many scrawny bikers a dog like that has to eat in one day to keep in that sort of shape? Why do you hate dogs? Poor puppy is probably starving. At least let him gnaw an arm off. Cyclists don't need arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Slow down next time, the gal just wanted to hump your leg.
    fify!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Slow down next time, the gal just wanted your phone number.
    /thread. In the first reply even. That's bonus internets for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    fify!
    Is that first f for "fixed"?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is that first f for "fixed"?
    Could also be "foo-ized"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Notso_fastLane View Post
    /thread. In the first reply even. That's bonus internets for you!
    True dat!
    I usually have to down a few after work before I read this crap thus missing the first posting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    True dat!
    I usually have to down a few after work before I read this crap thus missing the first posting.
    And I also offer kudos. A perfect response! I was just so irritated with the OP I failed to grasp how perfect your response was.
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    Spray it in the face at close range with Halt. Problem solved. Everything else is verbiage.
    more cops have been killed by donuts than guns in chicago it is a medical fact ask any doctor.

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