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    If I were a girl....

    ....what would my name be? You know, hypothetically speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    ....what would my name be? You know, hypothetically speaking.

    El Coucho
    Your name would be Couché
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    Earl?
    No. It's Couch. Earl got lost on Forbes Ave. today.

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    Coochie Coochie Ya Ya Heeere

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    Britney, Lindsey, <insert name of psychotic Hollywood starlet here>...

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    You would be a very dirty name.
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    It would be "La butaca". A "butaca" is a seat smaller than the "coucho" and therefore it's female (Everything is Spanish is either male or female). If clarification is needed, please proceed to watch the mildly NSFW video: here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    You would be a very dirty name.
    Bidet.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    La Gordita!
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    Ask Siri. Or better yet, ask AllenG to ask Siri.

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    What's with this if stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    What's with this if stuff?
    Take that back, Indy.

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    Couchella
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    If you have one friend who eats only real, non processed food and another friend who is a vegan, who is the better person? The one who isn't constantly an a-hole about it and has to constantly tell you why everything you're eating is awful and you should feel awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    Couchella
    Also a delicious nutty spread that contains quality ingredients, such as skim milk, bass, and a hint of sweat socks.

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