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Old 08-09-12, 05:43 AM   #1
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I think

I might be late for work.
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Old 08-09-12, 06:01 AM   #2
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I lied, I made it.
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Did it hurt?
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Plenty.
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I made it this far and no farther.
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When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
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I did not.

I made it this far and no farther.
This is why I no longer live in the country.
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Old 08-09-12, 07:08 AM   #8
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This is why I no longer live in the country.
But it's so beautiful!!!
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Old 08-09-12, 07:20 AM   #9
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But it's so beautiful!!!

I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
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*zot*
I made it this far and no farther.
I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*
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I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*
The herring is stuck in a shrubbery.
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In what country do you live, now?
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I made it this far and no farther.

I can think of easier ways to avoid work than cutting down trees to block your own path...
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That story brought me much delight.

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In what country do you live, now?
Not Centerpoint, LA
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That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
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Can on the right is gas, yellow can is oil, middle can was my best guess at 50:1.
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That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
I thought he was planning on torching it.
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I don't see a tractor. How are you going to drag it and dump it over your neighbor's fence?
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