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    I think

    I might be late for work.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I lied, I made it.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Did it hurt?

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    Plenty.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I lied, I made it.
    I did not.

    I made it this far and no farther.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I did not.

    I made it this far and no farther.
    This is why I no longer live in the country.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
    What if you don't wear underwears?

    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    This is why I no longer live in the country.
    But it's so beautiful!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    What if you don't wear underwears?



    But it's so beautiful!!!

    I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I did not.
    *zot*
    I made it this far and no farther.
    I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I see a chainsaw. You were supposed to use *dramatic pause* a herring. *dramatic music*
    The herring is stuck in a shrubbery.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
    Would you mind singing "Forever and Ever, Amen" for us, Mr. Travis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    This is why I no longer live in the country.
    In what country do you live, now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I did not.

    I made it this far and no farther.

    I can think of easier ways to avoid work than cutting down trees to block your own path...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Would you mind singing "Forever and Ever, Amen" for us, Mr. Travis?
    That story brought me much delight.

    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    In what country do you live, now?
    Not Centerpoint, LA
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
    Can on the right is gas, yellow can is oil, middle can was my best guess at 50:1.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    That's sure a lot of gas (or at least gas cans) to cut up on wee little tree.
    I thought he was planning on torching it.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I always post naked pictures of myself.

    El Coucho

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I might be late for work.
    Boyfriend feeling frisky this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
    Boyfriend feeling frisky this morning?
    I wish
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I did not.

    I made it this far and no farther.
    I don't see a tractor. How are you going to drag it and dump it over your neighbor's fence?
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