One of America's favorite breakfasts is pancakes which are just cake, and any childerns cereal is as health and contains as much sugar as a candy bar. You should have cookies for breakfast every day!
Just your average 'high-functioning' lunatic, capable of passing as 'normal' for short periods of time.....
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Albert Einstein
Did you dunk before noming?
I had powdered "donettes" and milk for dinner last night
Jalapeno fudge. . just a small bit.
"Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize"
"So I do not run like someone who doesn't run toward the finish line. I do not fight like a boxer who hits nothing but air."
"And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us."
"I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."
My coworkers get quite a variety
That's it, I'm applying at your place of business........and is that an O'Henry bar I see?!
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
Chocolate cake is good for breakfast according to Bill Cosby.
Eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake. And milk! Oh, goodie! And wheat! That's nutrition! "What do you want?" "Can I have some chocolate cake?" "Chocolate cake coming up!"
One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik
Oatmeal raisin cookies could be an ok breakfast....it is oatmeal after all.
My ex always said that coffee and cigarettes were the breakfast of champions.
Snohomish County, Washington USA