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    Getting a mail order bride

    Any one know if she will come usps or fedex? Will they require a signature?

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    Will they require a signature?
    Only if she's making you do a prenup...

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    I wont sign a prenup They may try to take my empire

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    I hear russians are pretty hot.

    Pretty savvy, tho....
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    Gotta watch those cheap knock offs from Taiwan though...

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    why can't you order a husband

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    Quote Originally Posted by ____asdfghjkl View Post
    why can't you order a husband
    Need help finding them?
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    U should check out hollywood clones.net they claim to clone a hollywood star for you .It is a new process so they dont have brains but neither do most hollywood stars

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    Watch Birthday Girl. Then rethink this quest.

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    I think this would be much safer....

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    Heh, I actually know two people who had mail-order brides. One of them sent her back, and the other actually got married.

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    Free shipping if they're missing a limb.

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    My brother married a woman from Moscow. She is gorgeous. We kid him all the time about a mail-order-bride. But in truth, she was a citizen before they wed.

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    I think Ruben might be able to offer some insight here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkie View Post
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    creepy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ____asdfghjkl View Post
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    Did you click the "order" button?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
    Did you click the "order" button?
    i might have to some day soon if I dont find anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    I think this would be much safer....

    It's good that Carla Bruni can find work now that her husband is out of office.
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    I just hope they poked holes in the box or you might not like the smell when she arrives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    I think Ruben might be able to offer some insight here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ____asdfghjkl View Post
    i might have to some day soon if I dont find anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    I think Ruben might be able to offer some insight here.
    Doesn't work. They get Americanized pretty quick and then is back to square one.

    You are better off renting than buying... Nevada is the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Doesn't work. They get Americanized pretty quick and then is back to square one.

    You are better off renting than buying... Nevada is the place.
    Rent a wife...
    Isn't that on Craigslist, or did they shut that category down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tizeye View Post
    Rent a wife...
    Isn't that on Craigslist, or did they shut that category down?
    I was thinking about a "dirty" maid service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    Any one know if she will come usps or fedex? Will they require a signature?
    Tell them in advance that you'll accept her signature as proof of delivery. If she can't sign then you know the goods didn't arrive in good condition.
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