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Old 08-13-12, 08:58 PM   #1
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Getting a mail order bride

Any one know if she will come usps or fedex? Will they require a signature?
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Old 08-13-12, 09:00 PM   #2
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Only if she's making you do a prenup...
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Old 08-13-12, 09:02 PM   #3
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I wont sign a prenup They may try to take my empire
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Old 08-13-12, 09:19 PM   #4
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I hear russians are pretty hot.

Pretty savvy, tho....
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Old 08-13-12, 09:24 PM   #5
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Gotta watch those cheap knock offs from Taiwan though...
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Old 08-13-12, 09:33 PM   #6
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why can't you order a husband
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Old 08-13-12, 09:42 PM   #7
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why can't you order a husband
Need help finding them?
http://mailorderhusbands.net/love/
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Old 08-13-12, 10:07 PM   #8
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U should check out hollywood clones.net they claim to clone a hollywood star for you .It is a new process so they dont have brains but neither do most hollywood stars
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Watch Birthday Girl. Then rethink this quest.
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Old 08-14-12, 07:15 AM   #10
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I think this would be much safer....

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Heh, I actually know two people who had mail-order brides. One of them sent her back, and the other actually got married.
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Old 08-14-12, 08:35 AM   #12
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Free shipping if they're missing a limb.
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Old 08-14-12, 08:38 AM   #13
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My brother married a woman from Moscow. She is gorgeous. We kid him all the time about a mail-order-bride. But in truth, she was a citizen before they wed.
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I think Ruben might be able to offer some insight here.
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http://mailorderhusbands.net/love/
creepy
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Did you click the "order" button?
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Old 08-14-12, 01:57 PM   #17
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Did you click the "order" button?
i might have to some day soon if I dont find anyone.
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I think this would be much safer....

It's good that Carla Bruni can find work now that her husband is out of office.
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I just hope they poked holes in the box or you might not like the smell when she arrives.
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Old 08-14-12, 07:03 PM   #20
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I think Ruben might be able to offer some insight here.
To some of us up north,the state Georgia would indeed be a foreign country
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i might have to some day soon if I dont find anyone.
The Army will find you a dude.
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Old 08-14-12, 09:40 PM   #22
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Doesn't work. They get Americanized pretty quick and then is back to square one.

You are better off renting than buying... Nevada is the place.
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Doesn't work. They get Americanized pretty quick and then is back to square one.

You are better off renting than buying... Nevada is the place.
Rent a wife...
Isn't that on Craigslist, or did they shut that category down?
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Isn't that on Craigslist, or did they shut that category down?
I was thinking about a "dirty" maid service.
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Any one know if she will come usps or fedex? Will they require a signature?
Tell them in advance that you'll accept her signature as proof of delivery. If she can't sign then you know the goods didn't arrive in good condition.
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