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Old 08-14-12, 03:11 PM   #1
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My inner ear itches

I need long skinny fingers!
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Old 08-14-12, 03:48 PM   #2
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Jam some Q-tips up in there until the itching stops.
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Old 08-14-12, 03:48 PM   #3
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Probably got a spider in there.
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Old 08-14-12, 04:02 PM   #4
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Jam some Q-tips up in there until the itching stops.
Done. Well one Q-tip, gently rubbed.

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Probably got a spider in there.
lalallalallalalallalalala I can't hear you!
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Old 08-14-12, 04:11 PM   #5
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Cut it off.
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Old 08-14-12, 04:20 PM   #6
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Confusions say: he who go to bed with itchy hiney wake up with smelly finger....and itchy ear!
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Old 08-14-12, 04:21 PM   #7
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lalallalallalalallalalala I can't hear you!
Does the sound of the spider laying eggs inside of your ear canal have a negative impact on your hearing ability?
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Old 08-14-12, 05:38 PM   #8
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Does the sound of the spider laying eggs inside of your ear canal have a negative impact on your hearing ability?
This makes perfect sense. You have talent. You should play a doctor on the interwebz.
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Can MP be cured with some penicillin?
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Can MP be cured with some penicillin?
Scary out there nowadays in the single scene.
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Old 08-14-12, 07:11 PM   #11
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Can MP be cured with some penicillin?
Unfortunately, it will most likely require extensive inner ear surgery. Prognosis is good, provided the eggs aren't too deep in the ear canal.
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I recommend a corkscrew.
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Ever do the peroxide-in-the-ear thing? It's freaky. You might like it. (I did)

I asked an audiologist if that is ok to do and he said yes, as long as you don't have any open cuts in your ear.
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This makes perfect sense. You have talent. You should play a doctor on the interwebz.
Thanks. I am thinking of doing my residency here in Foo.
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Thanks. I am thinking of doing my residency here in Foo.
Well. The hours suck. But the pay is good.
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