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Old 08-17-12, 07:06 AM   #1
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You are not going to believe what the doctor just did to me.

I haz a sad now!

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Old 08-17-12, 07:14 AM   #2
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Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?
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Old 08-17-12, 07:23 AM   #3
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Made you a D-cup?
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Old 08-17-12, 07:25 AM   #4
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Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?
He had both hands on your shoulders when he checked your prostate.
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Old 08-17-12, 08:22 AM   #5
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Chris.... is not a doctor.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 08-17-12, 08:37 AM   #6
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…pronounced you legally dead.
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Old 08-17-12, 08:55 AM   #7
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Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

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Old 08-17-12, 09:08 AM   #8
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Did he buy you lunch afterward?
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Old 08-17-12, 09:11 AM   #9
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Did he buy you lunch afterward?
Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

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Old 08-17-12, 09:19 AM   #10
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Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

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You should have eaten a macho bean burrito with extra jalapenos for dinner last night. That would have gotten the doctor's attention.
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Old 08-17-12, 09:23 AM   #11
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I hope he wore gloves
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Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?
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Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?
Bwahahahahahahaa......eww.
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Doctors don't do stuff to me; they think I am boring.

Once, though, a nurse put one of those pulse-checker things on my finger, and I had a normal heart rate. She kept it on my finger, but dropped something, so she bent over from her chair. She started to fall so her reflex was to grab my leg to keep from falling over, and I got an eyefull, too. My hear rate skyrocketed and said she should let the doctor know about my weird hear rate. I later told the doctor exactly why my heart rate shot up and he just laughed for the rest of the appointment instead of helping me for what I was there for.
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Did the world a BIG favor and gave you a "heir" cut?
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Old 08-17-12, 10:48 AM   #16
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Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

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In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.
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Old 08-17-12, 10:51 AM   #17
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In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.
I hope you and the doctor have a very nice life together.
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Old 08-17-12, 12:04 PM   #18
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I hope he wore gloves
Well at least one.

Moooon River........
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Chris to the Photochop Phone...

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