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    You are not going to believe what the doctor just did to me.

    I haz a sad now!

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    Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?

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    Made you a D-cup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?
    He had both hands on your shoulders when he checked your prostate.

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    Chris.... is not a doctor.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    …pronounced you legally dead.

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    Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

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    Did he buy you lunch afterward?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Did he buy you lunch afterward?
    Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

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    You should have eaten a macho bean burrito with extra jalapenos for dinner last night. That would have gotten the doctor's attention.
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    I hope he wore gloves

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    Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
    Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?
    Bwahahahahahahaa......eww.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Doctors don't do stuff to me; they think I am boring.

    Once, though, a nurse put one of those pulse-checker things on my finger, and I had a normal heart rate. She kept it on my finger, but dropped something, so she bent over from her chair. She started to fall so her reflex was to grab my leg to keep from falling over, and I got an eyefull, too. My hear rate skyrocketed and said she should let the doctor know about my weird hear rate. I later told the doctor exactly why my heart rate shot up and he just laughed for the rest of the appointment instead of helping me for what I was there for.

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    Did the world a BIG favor and gave you a "heir" cut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

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    In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate View Post
    In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.
    I hope you and the doctor have a very nice life together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuxbailey View Post
    I hope he wore gloves
    Well at least one.

    Moooon River........

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    Chris to the Photochop Phone...


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