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    “Enhance!”







    Hahahaha, this is the best one



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    NASA should be contracting with the movie industry for that technology. Who needs good optics when a little computing power can extrapolate gold from lead...so to speak..
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    So is most of TV nowadays just Law and Order and CSI spinoffs, interspersed with reality TV?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Oh, captain Janeway, how far have you fallen.
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    SO.... if I take a picture of a dangle, and said dangle is wet with bodily fluids that reflect light, you can enhance the picture of the dangle and see who the date was... amazing.
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    They should pick a better phrase, like...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    SO.... if I take a picture of a dangle, and said dangle is wet with bodily fluids that reflect light, you can enhance the picture of the dangle and see who the date was... amazing.
    All they need is a picture of the person from space... the top of their head. Not even the dangle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    SO.... if I take a picture of a dangle, and said dangle is wet with bodily fluids that reflect light, you can enhance the picture of the dangle and see who the date was... amazing.
    Naw, it's easier to use the DNA from the 'wet bodily fluids' and just grow a clone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Naw, it's easier to use the DNA from the 'wet bodily fluids' and just grow a clone.
    Then you can convict the clone and send him/her to jail! Case closed!
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    Wouldn't it be quicker to just convict Ruben of whatever the crime was and get it over with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Wouldn't it be quicker to just convict Ruben of whatever the crime was and get it over with?
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    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Burton
    When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the throat and taps the back of your favorite head head against the barroom wall, and he looks crooked in the eye, and he ask you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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    That's OLD technology! Motion Pictures first invented the infinite blow up for the movie "Blow Up" in 1966. It was also used in Blade Runner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    That's OLD technology! Motion Pictures first invented the infinite blow up for the movie "Blow Up" in 1966. It was also used in Blade Runner.
    But Blade Runner is in the future so it is fair game right?

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    I sold commercial video surveillance systems for many years. All my customers seemed to watch CSI: BFE. Spent many happy hours on the phone explaining there was no enhance button, no enhance feature, and one camera will not let you see everything that happens in a parking lot the size of Walmart's. And the competitor's system can't do this stuff either. High-end digital systems using megapixel cameras can do lot, but we can't read the newspaper reflected off the eyeball of the parakeet in the background of the crime scene. The cheap screws wouldn't pay for such a system anyway when "I can buy the same thing off the internet for $200.00".

    The human vision system is amazing. We have an enhance feature. It's called the brain. It fills in the image according to what we believe should be there.
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    this thread is too funny, I can't even drink my coffee. I love the 'science' detectives, the mass spectrometers that don't need any mass to do the full, FULL range tests. the 'trek' PC's where pressing 2 keys on the keyboard correlates the entire episode's data into one easy to read and understand graphic. the DNA test done on the barnacle covered boat hull that was able to discern two different people's DNA was my fav, in that show the victim was able to scratch his 'bones' while trying to get back onto the boat, while the killer who cut her finger on a glass got a few drops on the victim as he went overboard, overboard should be the name of the show.
    but the enhance feature always rules!

    good ol' fashion police work, that's how you solve crimes.
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