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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Dang, My hands stink!

    Had to go in for a check up this AM, which entails blood work, which entails fasting, so i was hungry after the appt.

    Stopped at Subway and got an egg white sandwich with bacon, cheddar, onions and jalapenos.

    It was quite tasty and really hit the spot, but now my hands smell like onions.

    What should I do about this?

    I was thinking of rubbing them all over Couch's profile in here.

    Also, I lost 6 lbs and my BP was in the normal range. A bit higher than I would have liked, but the dr. was not concerned.
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    Did you get the anal probe like I did last Friday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    It was quite tasty and really hit the spot, but now my hands smell like onions.

    What should I do about this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Did you get the anal probe like I did last Friday?

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    Rub your hands on a delicious bass. They won't smell good, but they won't smell like onions, either.

    Or try rubbing lemon juice on them.
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Maybe, not sure, how did you get it?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    This is your friend:



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    Rub them on your crotch.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Rub them on your crotch.
    Again?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Rub them on your crotch.
    So you want his crotch to smell like onions?
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    mmmm onions....

    toothpaste works. Thats what my hillbilly friends use to get the smell of cod entrails off their hands
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    So, you hands smell like onions. What is the problem?

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    Bailey has the real answer. Field tested by dogs everywhere.

    Find a dead fish, animal poop, seaweed, or some other dead animal. lie on top of it on your back, and wiggle around until it gets all over you.
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