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Old 08-22-12, 09:37 AM   #1
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Dang, My hands stink!

Had to go in for a check up this AM, which entails blood work, which entails fasting, so i was hungry after the appt.

Stopped at Subway and got an egg white sandwich with bacon, cheddar, onions and jalapenos.

It was quite tasty and really hit the spot, but now my hands smell like onions.

What should I do about this?

I was thinking of rubbing them all over Couch's profile in here.

Also, I lost 6 lbs and my BP was in the normal range. A bit higher than I would have liked, but the dr. was not concerned.
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Old 08-22-12, 09:39 AM   #2
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Did you get the anal probe like I did last Friday?

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Old 08-22-12, 09:45 AM   #3
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It was quite tasty and really hit the spot, but now my hands smell like onions.

What should I do about this?
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Did you get the anal probe like I did last Friday?

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Rub your hands on a delicious bass. They won't smell good, but they won't smell like onions, either.

Or try rubbing lemon juice on them.
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Old 08-22-12, 09:45 AM   #4
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Maybe, not sure, how did you get it?
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This is why I used when I smoked and not even coworkers ever noticed.
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Rub them on your crotch.
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Old 08-22-12, 11:26 AM   #8
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So you want his crotch to smell like onions?
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mmmm onions....

toothpaste works. Thats what my hillbilly friends use to get the smell of cod entrails off their hands
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So, you hands smell like onions. What is the problem?
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Bailey has the real answer. Field tested by dogs everywhere.

Find a dead fish, animal poop, seaweed, or some other dead animal. lie on top of it on your back, and wiggle around until it gets all over you.
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