and it didn't work?!!!
and it didn't work?!!!
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
Not much of a prankster, but I think the best prank I ever pulled was to help out a friend who thought (and quite rightly) the girl he'd been seeing for a month or two was getting bored with him as she thought he was too much of a nerd and spent too much time studying and not with her (this was in college). The summer before he'd had an internship with the NSA (and would again the summer afterwards doing something that ended up with him coming back with a polo shift from the US embassy in Rome), so he had his roommate and I dress up in suits and mirror sunglasses and fedoras and tail them (rather obviously - pulled up next to him at a light, looked over and talked into a walkie talkie). Then stood across the street hiding rather obviously behind a sign as they waited outside for their table. At dinner we had a friend call the restaurant and ask for him, and while he was gone we came up to the table, put rubber gloves on, took his fork and replaced it with one from our table and left. Then they went ice skating and we had another friend who played hockey skate up from behind them, pass them, skate backwards while taking their picture, then zoom off and when they came around the next time we handed him some money and he gave us the camera.
My friend's plan was then to get all the photos we'd taken over the night developed and have her brother (who she lived with) put them in her things for the next week or so before telling her the truth. Unfortunately, he couldn't keep a secret and told her the whole thing while they were back at her house and she was telling her brother about their weird night.
I think that pranks are mean and abusive.
I am still fun at parties, I swear!
I his some smelly cheese at a friends place once, and it took her several weeks to find it.
We have replaced every other one of your birth control pills with baby aspirin. Try to pick them out!
Snohomish County, Washington USA
Splash aftershave/deoderant on a certain security guard you favor?
Back before people always locked their cars. Take a dozen eggs with the carton. Place 10 of the eggs in the car where they will be easily noticed without being broken. Place the empty carton on the driver's seat and throw the last two eggs into the ditch.
He spent several hours looking for the last two eggs.
We have met the enemy and they is us.