I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
If any of you have Tudey's phone number, can you text her and let her know I left my phone at home? I can't even get to her via email.
Why is Inge texting me pics with boxers on her head?
I'm glad you found the phone couch
Why do they call them boxers? They look nothing like the boxers at the dog park. BTW, when my owner goes commando, he reminds me of a Shar-Pei / Poodle cross.