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    I left my cell phone at home.

    Yay!

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    Why?

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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Why?
    Folks, why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

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    Better watch out for lots of phone calls to far away dogs and naughty doggie talk hotlines when you get your next bill.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    If any of you have Tudey's phone number, can you text her and let her know I left my phone at home? I can't even get to her via email.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Yay!

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    Great, just great...how are you supposed to know the fun fact of the day now?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    How can you get sexts if you leave your phone at home. Is Inge getting my messages?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    If any of you have Tudey's phone number, can you text her and let her know I left my phone at home? I can't even get to her via email.

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    is it the number that ends in 65 still?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Great, just great...how are you supposed to know the fun fact of the day now?
    Is that you? I wondered what that was.

    I get charged by the text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Is that you? I wondered what that was.

    I get charged by the text.

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    Mebbe. I'll pay you the 50 centz.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    He is reverse pranking you now Mango. He owes you an apology if my math is correct, and it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    He is reverse pranking you now Mango. He owes you an apology if my math is correct, and it is.
    That's not entirely accurate.

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    Answer my question about Tude's number, emo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Answer my question about Tude's number, emo.
    I don't know Tude's number. It's on the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    That's not entirely accurate.

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    It's partially false. Today's fact of the day, contained zombies.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    It's partially false. Today's fact of the day, contained zombies.
    I can't wait to get home! However, if the dog figured out how to use the smart phone, she may have ate the phone.

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    Why is Inge texting me pics with boxers on her head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Why is Inge texting me pics with boxers on her head?
    Stop making crap up. Seriously. Inge is a good dog and would never do that.

    Besides, I don't wear boxers or briefs. Commando babeh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I can't wait to get home! However, if the dog figured out how to use the smart phone, she may have ate the phone.

    El Coucho
    Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have texted her a pic of a juicy tbone then. My bad.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    I'm glad you found the phone couch


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    Why do they call them boxers? They look nothing like the boxers at the dog park. BTW, when my owner goes commando, he reminds me of a Shar-Pei / Poodle cross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Stop making crap up. Seriously. Inge is a good dog and would never do that.

    Besides, I don't wear boxers or briefs. Commando babeh!

    El Coucho
    Yeah...it didn't look like your place, but was definitely Inge, with boxers on her head.
    I think Inge may be moonlighting on you, amigo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Yeah...it didn't look like your place, but was definitely Inge, with boxers on her head.
    I think Inge may be moonlighting on you, amigo.
    Well, she is a bad dog.

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