it's called a Smartphone because the average user throws thousands and thousands of dollars at it. it should be called the Freakingbrilliantphone. and then it makes some of it's owners take pictures of their genitals and send them to other people with Smartphones those should be called Effin'einsteinphones
My owner took me to the dog park last night. I was bored of sniffing the same ol butts, so I logged into FB to update my status and he took the phone back and then threw a cup of water on me. I am going to eat some poop tonight and then bite him.