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    My beard itches.

    What should I do?

    El Coucho

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    I just let is grow out enough till it stops itching.

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    21. Buy more meth.
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    Scratch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoshnasi View Post
    I just let is grow out enough till it stops itching.
    I don't have that much time.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I don't have that much time.

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    Then you don't have time for a beard sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy View Post
    This is the best thing you can do to prevent a hangover.
    21. Buy more meth.
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    23. Don't go to sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by SPlKE View Post
    I built a self-trepanning rig that I use after bike wrecks in which my helmet splits and I can't remember how I got home.
    I'll sell you plans for five dollars.

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    I've been using head and shoulders on my beard about twice a week, seems to have helped a bunch. Last time I shaved it off the skin was painfully dry underneath.

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    What are bear ditches?






    Made ya look.

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    Soak your head in Benadryl.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Soak your head in Benadryl.
    Mmm...Benadryl

    1-2 splash(es) Raspberry Cordial (grenadine)
    1 shot(s) Vodka
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Soak your head in Benadryl.
    That stuff makes me feel junky.

    El Coucho

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    Well then, have a fountain drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    RID for the lice growing in there.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Inge_ View Post
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    That stuff makes me feel junky.

    El Coucho
    Not your junk,your beard.
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    You people have not been helpful. You should be ashamed.

    Especially you, Modo.

    El Coucho

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    Inge is a good doggeh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    You people have not been helpful. You should be ashamed.

    Especially you, Modo.

    El Coucho
    Just one more failure...I am used to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Just one more failure...I am used to it.
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