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    Cool Beans MangoPumpkin's Avatar
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    I fell in the parking lot at work

    and scraped my ankle off....it hurtz.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    and scraped my ankle off....it hurtz.
    off?
    have you tried sewing it back on?

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    Keep your ankles elevated(wink,wink)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    off?
    have you tried sewing it back on?
    The layer of skin was to thin.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?
    Security guard at office today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?
    They are platforms!!
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    Security guard at office today?
    Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    They are platforms!!


    Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.
    threesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    threesome!
    am I looking a little less Pervy to you now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.
    And I thought you were recently complaining about not having an active social life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    am I looking a little less Pervy to you now?
    You have no idea.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    They are platforms!!


    Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    the Swede.












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    It really not up to us to judge other peoples hobbies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Did you use your life alert?


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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Did you use your life alert?

    Do the Amish use those?

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    ^ Wow,all that intrigue/fast times has taken it's toll on MP,s appearance.
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    Getting off topic here...back to my ankle!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

    Thanks!

    El Coucho

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    Did you call the security line for help? We have very normal looking security folk where I work, and the women do NOT mind being helped by them. I have heard plenty of stories like, "Oh, I don't care that I am wearing a skirt, I need to elevate my ankle while you are staring at me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

    Thanks!

    El Coucho
    Mango put her feet in the air and she now thinks I'm not quite the perv she used to.

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    Looks like you need some first aid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

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    El Coucho
    Mango fell off of her hooker boots.

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