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Old 09-04-12, 03:34 PM   #1
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There should be a "people of the DMV" website

These people waiting are freaky
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Old 09-04-12, 03:43 PM   #2
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"Everybody" goes to the DMV... so you are seeing a cross section of America there.
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You should take some pics and share
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Old 09-04-12, 03:58 PM   #4
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Maybe that's what they were saying about you?
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Old 09-04-12, 04:04 PM   #5
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Maybe that's what they were saying about you?
They put my picture on the "hot guys of the DMV" website.
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Old 09-04-12, 04:17 PM   #6
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That was you!!!! Way cool. Lol
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You put your life in the hands of these people on a daily basis!
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The scary thing is that most of these people then get behind the wheel of a car.
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Old 09-05-12, 08:03 AM   #9
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"Everybody" goes to the DMV... so you are seeing a cross section of America there.
Nope. I haven't been to a DMV in a decade or more. I do all my stuff via the mail or else our local AAA office does it all, too.

And when I do have to go in to the AAA office, that means I never wait in line, either.
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Old 09-05-12, 08:20 AM   #10
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You should take some pics and share
I was skeered.
One big guy had a mullet and a shirt with torn off sleeves. On the back it had a picture of a woman in a confederate flag bikini with big boobs. Said something about a big rack.
An old lady in diasy dukes with fresh tattoos on her thighs and scabs all down her legs.
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Old 09-05-12, 08:21 AM   #11
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Found a pic of the guys shirt

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Old 09-05-12, 08:58 AM   #12
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It's a cultural mecca at the DMV here.
The same outfits displayed in Walfart are used in this joint.As usual in Ohio,everyone passed the vision test with some being promted by the examiner.No insurance,no problem,lie and sign on the line that you are insured(no one asks for a card in this state).

The main reason for current crowds at the DMV is people seeking a state ID card due to loosing their driving permit to a DUI/DWI.Don't expect a cheery,refined bunch of critters after a big drunk roundup the previous week.This whole DUI thing is big business and very profitable for cities,attorneys,insurance,probation equiptment/breathalizers rental fees that are installed on the persons car.
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Old 09-05-12, 11:31 AM   #13
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Hey at least they're getting licenses before they hit & run you while underinsured.
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Old 09-05-12, 01:57 PM   #14
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The DMVs in my area offer appointments. You book online and when you get there they have an express lane where you don't wait more than about 5-10 minutes.
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Old 09-05-12, 02:01 PM   #15
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"Everybody" goes to the DMV... so you are seeing a cross section of America there.
I don't think the Amish go there.
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Old 09-05-12, 02:06 PM   #16
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The DMVs in my area offer appointments. You book online and when you get there they have an express lane where you don't wait more than about 5-10 minutes.
What is the fun in that. Nobody is gonna get to see your Rebel flag t shirt or your thong peeking out of your daisy dukes
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What is the fun in that. Nobody is gonna get to see your Rebel flag t shirt or your thong peeking out of your 48" waist daisy dukes
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Here in MA, it's called the "Registry of Motor Vehicles", or RMV. Movie director David Lynch should hang out there for a bit. He'd get some great ideas for
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Old 09-05-12, 08:32 PM   #20
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What is the fun in that. Nobody is gonna get to see your Rebel flag t shirt or your thong peeking out of your daisy dukes
The only thongs I wear look like this.



And since I'm in California, the charming locals don't wear the Rebel flag, they wear the Californication t-shirt.
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The only thongs I wear look like this.



And since I'm in California, the charming locals don't wear the Rebel flag, they wear the Californication t-shirt.
So do you wear anything else with the thongs?
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In my part of Illinois, the most dangerous group of drivers gets their own line, and it's shorter because they let everyone know they vote.
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And since I'm in California, the charming locals don't wear the Rebel flag, they wear the Californication t-shirt.
Do you wear those on the bike? That would fit with the "Girls riding with flip flop" thread in 41.
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