Well that was a strange dream.
So in the dream, I'm Harry Potter, and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has captured me and imprisoned me in his retail office. And what does he do next? He puts me to work registering all his Dell Optiplexes at the Dell support site. The atmosphere is more than a bit strained I hate Dells!
Also, the Dark Lord is waiting anxiously for something to arrive via UPS. "Sorry sir, but since I just got here around 3PM, the truck might've already gone by without my seeing it."
I think this must be some sort of allegory for one's work life