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Old 09-04-12, 08:56 PM   #1
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Who would win in fight between

A real smart monkey and a real drunk gorilla?
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Old 09-04-12, 10:44 PM   #2
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Which one are you?
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couch would win.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-04-12, 10:46 PM   #4
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The monkey but im not as smart
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If you want to wager on battling primates, I suggest you look to P&R. They regularly fling poo at each other.
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How drunk is the Gorilla? Has he reached the point of obnoxious ahole, or has he progressed to passing out completely?
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What are the odds on the fight?
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Another monkey-spanking thread
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What are the rules of the fight? Are weapons allowed? If so, what kind?
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The fight producer who gets a percentage of the ticket sales.
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The fight producer who gets a percentage of the ticket sales.
Gorillas Gone Wild? Hasn't that been done by some guy named Joe?
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Old 09-05-12, 10:03 AM   #12
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Gorillas Gone Wild? Hasn't that been done by some guy named Joe?
Yeah, Joe Young.
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Checkers or arm-wrestling?
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straight up boxeing match or just a fight where they can use any technique
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The bigger one usually wins.
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The bigger one usually wins.
The really smart monkey knows this and waits for the drunken gorilla to go into a stupor. He may even buy the gorilla drinks.


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Old 09-05-12, 02:34 PM   #17
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smart monkey of course, oh wait, there's video?
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