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    Who would win in fight between

    A real smart monkey and a real drunk gorilla?

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    Which one are you?

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    couch would win.
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    The monkey but im not as smart

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    If you want to wager on battling primates, I suggest you look to P&R. They regularly fling poo at each other.

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    How drunk is the Gorilla? Has he reached the point of obnoxious ahole, or has he progressed to passing out completely?
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    What are the odds on the fight?
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    :sigh:

    Another monkey-spanking thread
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    What are the rules of the fight? Are weapons allowed? If so, what kind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
    A real smart monkey and a real drunk gorilla?
    The fight producer who gets a percentage of the ticket sales.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    The fight producer who gets a percentage of the ticket sales.
    Gorillas Gone Wild? Hasn't that been done by some guy named Joe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Gorillas Gone Wild? Hasn't that been done by some guy named Joe?
    Yeah, Joe Young.
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    Checkers or arm-wrestling?

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    straight up boxeing match or just a fight where they can use any technique

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    The bigger one usually wins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    The bigger one usually wins.
    The really smart monkey knows this and waits for the drunken gorilla to go into a stupor. He may even buy the gorilla drinks.



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    smart monkey of course, oh wait, there's video?
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