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    I have to PEE!

    But, I don't feel like getting up and walking to the jungle.

    Suggestions?

    Couch

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    work from the shower in the future.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    pee in bob's coffee cup.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    get a house plant in your office
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    trash can. janitorial staff can deal with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Go pour your bottle of gatorade into the toilet and use the empty bottle.

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    I don't know how much longer I can hold it!

    Couch

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    Get some diapers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I don't know how much longer I can hold it!

    Couch
    Pee your pants.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Pee your pants.
    Hello Nurse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Hello Nurse!

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    let me tell you from experience. A nurse who demands that you pee is the very last thing you want to see.

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    Pee your pants.

    His lack of pants precludes your solution from this list of alternatives.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Put on your pants. If you do not have pants, steal Bob's pants. Pee your pants or Bob's as the case may be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    A sadistic person would just use a Mountain Dew bottle, recap it and throw it in the ditch.

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    I have two peas too.

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    depends dude
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    If you hold it long enough you will eventually be able to release the stream at so much pressure that you could reach the toilet from a distance. But you have to close your eyes, don't trust your eyes, use the force couch! listen to the force!
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    Couch, do what I do. Pee just a little in your pants. Let it dry, pee just a little again, let it dry, ad infinitum. If you start early, before you really go to go, you can do this all day.
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