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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Ask the stoned guy thread - broken clavicle edition!

    Guess who is on the heavy pain meds again, only this time from a self inflicted collarbone break rather than the dermatologist practicing his suture skills. Typing on handed with my non-dominate side, so even more typos are likely! If you don't know the rules, thats ok cause there are none. Just ask a question an I'll respond with the irst thing that my vicodin swirled mind thinks of.
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    Ooooh, I remember that pain. Mine is still out of place... it's just fused back together. Good luck in the recovery. If they didn't give you a clavicle harness, ask for one. They make a world of difference.

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    What kind of idiot falls of a bike? (knocks on carbon fiber )
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    thanks for the tip 20grit. Got the name of a specialist at the ER, calling today for an appointment. But for now, where's the meds...
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    And now you wonder why I never call you to go riding....
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Unique Vintage Steel cuda2k's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What kind of idiot falls of a bike? (knocks on carbon fiber )
    the type that thinks, yeah, this bike has big ass tires, a little grass no prblem. had to pick the one line up over the hill with a drainage pipe just on the far side. doh!!
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    Be a real man and snort some dilaudid.........kidding that **** will destroy your mind. Its reefer madness up here with all the rcmp choppers lookin for toke. I hope they crash and burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    And now you wonder why I never call you to go riding....
    Wrenching alone is so much safer.

    (hard not to link this that is not for the weak of stomach)

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    If you fell of a bike while not clipped in, is it still a clipless fall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    If you fell of a bike while not clipped in, is it still a clipless fall?
    well of course not, to be clipped in and that to be the reason that you fall that makes it a clipless fall. thus, though i was clipped in, it was not the cause of my ill fated moment on the bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by HardyWeinberg View Post
    Wrenching alone is so much safer.

    (hard not to link this that is not for the weak of stomach)
    i thank you for the warning, i will refrain from viewing till the meds wear off less i loose my dinner

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfvegas View Post
    Be a real man and snort some dilaudid.........kidding that **** will destroy your mind. Its reefer madness up here with all the rcmp choppers lookin for toke. I hope they crash and burn
    say huh?
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    what I crashed on, taken obviously before the clavicle snapping incident.
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    If the upstairs neighbors are rocking my ceiling, should I wait till it stops shaking before telling them to be more quiet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    If the upstairs neighbors are rocking my ceiling, should I wait till it stops shaking before telling them to be more quiet?
    naw, i find a 50 pack of back cats in a coffee can solves those sorts of noises rather promptly. your mileage may vary.
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    When a really hot female cop asks for license and registration, is it wise to say "do you want my number too?"???
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    When a really hot female cop asks for license and registration, is it wise to say "do you want my number too?"???
    well, it is a nearly fool proof way to either spend more time together, see her again, or if you are lucky both. i wish you good luck.
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