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Old 09-21-12, 06:16 PM   #1
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Have you walked into your inlaws nekkid?

Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

have you?
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This is not another "threesome"thread dude?
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Old 09-21-12, 06:20 PM   #3
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This is not another "threesome"thread dude?
No treason here....
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What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?
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Old 09-21-12, 06:39 PM   #5
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Now I'll never be able to steer the thread back on track :\
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What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?
Think this through.

RubenX and red-mofo-neck in-laws and fun.

Somebody is gonna get hurt 5 to 3.
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Old 09-21-12, 07:20 PM   #7
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Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

have you?
No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.
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No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.
Because?

He was using a sledgehammer?
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Old 09-21-12, 07:31 PM   #9
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Yes. You knew my Dad?
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Only by hear say.
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Did he do an act with a toilet seat some time in his early career?
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Yes! We were called the Aristocrats. You heard of us?
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Fist o' Cats?
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You have to butter your fist first.
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Naked is having no clothes on. Nekkid is having no clothes on an you up to something.
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True story.

wife ended up pregnant...still can't figure out how that happened. Long story short it was one of those don't touch me I a pregnant 9 months.

son is born, and 6 week check up comes along. Doc says she can go...if you know what I mean. I am as horny as a billy goat with three peckers.

Big night, we are in the bedroom, she is in bed, I am in the adjoining bathroom running hot water over the massage oil ( was doing my part to be romantic). All of a sudden I hear my wife screaming over top of the running water....mom...get out....mom, get out.

i turn around, in all my naked glory, to see her mom standing in the bedroom holding a cordless phone (remember those) trying to tell me the phone is for me!

my son is now 15.... Still remeber that night...all those months with no kitty and had to wait till her mom left...damn in laws
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Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

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You walked in on them getting busy in your house and you didn't know they were visiting? Do they regularly use your house for "quickies"?

And yay for MIL & FIL for still having a spark together.
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Old 09-21-12, 08:28 PM   #18
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My roommate said, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?"...
It's like some weird quiz where he answers the question, first.
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