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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    Have you walked into your inlaws nekkid?

    Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

    have you?
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    This is not another "threesome"thread dude?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    This is not another "threesome"thread dude?
    No treason here....
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?
    "The People will believe what the Media tells them they believe". George Orwell.

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    Now I'll never be able to steer the thread back on track :\
    "Hoy es un dia normal, pero yo voy a hacerlo intenso" ~ Juanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by trackhub View Post
    What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?
    Think this through.

    RubenX and red-mofo-neck in-laws and fun.

    Somebody is gonna get hurt 5 to 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

    have you?
    No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.
    Because?

    He was using a sledgehammer?

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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    Yes. You knew my Dad?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Only by hear say.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Did he do an act with a toilet seat some time in his early career?
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    Yes! We were called the Aristocrats. You heard of us?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Fist o' Cats?
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Mystery Meat gitarzan's Avatar
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    You have to butter your fist first.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Jeff Foxworthy says

    Naked is having no clothes on. Nekkid is having no clothes on an you up to something.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

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    True story.

    wife ended up pregnant...still can't figure out how that happened. Long story short it was one of those don't touch me I a pregnant 9 months.

    son is born, and 6 week check up comes along. Doc says she can go...if you know what I mean. I am as horny as a billy goat with three peckers.

    Big night, we are in the bedroom, she is in bed, I am in the adjoining bathroom running hot water over the massage oil ( was doing my part to be romantic). All of a sudden I hear my wife screaming over top of the running water....mom...get out....mom, get out.

    i turn around, in all my naked glory, to see her mom standing in the bedroom holding a cordless phone (remember those) trying to tell me the phone is for me!

    my son is now 15.... Still remeber that night...all those months with no kitty and had to wait till her mom left...damn in laws

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

    have you?
    You walked in on them getting busy in your house and you didn't know they were visiting? Do they regularly use your house for "quickies"?

    And yay for MIL & FIL for still having a spark together.
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    My roommate said, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?"...
    It's like some weird quiz where he answers the question, first.

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