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    I need help deciphering my cat.

    I can't figure out what message the genetic engineers have encoded on the side of my cat.




    L, at sign or theta, and the rest could be in Klingon or Vulcan.
    He's obviously some form of Starfleet tech, their logo in on the other side.


    He does have a head.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Definitely an @ there.
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    I see two tepees on his head, he's too tense.

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    J dot three over eleven?
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    I think it reads "Imma kill you in your sleep" but why it would be there as a warning to you is beyond me.
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    It's a bar code. Try shooting him with a UPC scanner. If I'm reading it correctly, he cost $7.95

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    Are you sure his messages aren't in Klingon?
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    It keeps repeating "feed me love me, feed me love me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    Are you sure his messages aren't in Klingon?
    I'm thinking Noonian Soong prototype. Model name L@J.e, but since I can't pronounce that I call him Isaac.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Is his name Lou? I think it says "Lou" on one side and the other side as an arrow meaning "This side up."
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    The jist of the message I can make out is one side says "I shed (but that could be shred) therefore I am." and the other side says "Do not disturb."
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    That's obviously the intended aiming point for "Place lips here and blow raspberries".

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    just a hint, but you should look at him under infrared and uv.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    He's crazy and very likely evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    He's crazy and very likely evil.

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    They are runes.

    "One cat to rule them all, One cat to find them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by catonec View Post
    It keeps repeating "feed me love me, feed me love me"
    The universal cat message.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I can't figure out what message the genetic engineers have encoded on the side of my cat.


    I don't see runes. I do see a face however. Mirror image of restored Jesus maybe?

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    I see a power button on one side and restored Jesus on the other as well.
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    Isaac or Mycroft?

    Pareidolia is a possible name too.
    Last edited by Allen; 09-27-12 at 03:50 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I see a power button on one side and restored Jesus on the other as well.
    If you press it it activates an attack subroutine--and his targeting is somewhat questionable.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    I wasn't able to see these pictures at work since they were blocked by the firewall. Now that I can see them, that last one is freak'in awesome!

    He's a good looking cat, Allen

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    Take it to the grocery store and let them scan it. I think that's a UPC code.
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    Pretty kitty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    He's crazy and very likely evil.

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    that's the default state of all cats though. no surprises there.
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    I think that cat's markings hold the key to the secrets of the Pyramids.

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