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    If a rattlesnake bit my buttocks...

    ...would you gladly suck the venom out for me?

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    No...I'd take you to the hospiital.
    *they don't reccommend trying to suck the venom out...by the time you know you've been bit (far less than a second), that venom is already coursing through your veins. You need to get anti-venom ASAP*

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    I'd let jsharr do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    If a rattlesnake bit my buttocks...

    Couch
    you die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GP View Post
    you die.
    But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.

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    Couch: so jsharr, what did the doc say?

    jsharr: He said you're gonna die.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    EPG would suck the venom out of my buttocks. He has empathy and all the doo-dads associated.

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    I'll pee on you if you get stung by a jelly fish though.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    What about the poor rattlesnake

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    What about the poor rattlesnake
    Shut your pie hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    What about the poor rattlesnake
    If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....

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    I believe cocar is a vet and would care for the rattler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
    RWA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    RWA

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    I don't have a clue what you said.
    I was expecting a RWNJ comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I don't have a clue what you said.
    I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
    You really haven't been paying attention to EPG at all.

    You are wise.

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    I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....

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    ....the rattlesnake would die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notso_fastLane View Post
    I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....

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    ....the rattlesnake would die.

    At the very least its teeth would fall out and it'd get a nasty infection.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Meanwhile over at rattlesnakeforums.com there is a pissed off, spitting snake asking if his reptilian brothers are coming to his aid. They are all telling him he is going to die in various and sundry ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.

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    I'll do it on one condition - you have to wear blue and gold on October 28 this year.

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    You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
    I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
    I hate your ugly rotten guts

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
    NEVER!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
    My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.

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    Probably clean shaven too

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