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Old 09-27-12, 12:25 PM   #1
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If a rattlesnake bit my buttocks...

...would you gladly suck the venom out for me?

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Old 09-27-12, 12:33 PM   #2
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No...I'd take you to the hospiital.
*they don't reccommend trying to suck the venom out...by the time you know you've been bit (far less than a second), that venom is already coursing through your veins. You need to get anti-venom ASAP*
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Old 09-27-12, 12:36 PM   #3
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I'd let jsharr do it.
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Old 09-27-12, 12:42 PM   #5
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But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.

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Old 09-27-12, 12:49 PM   #6
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Couch: so jsharr, what did the doc say?

jsharr: He said you're gonna die.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-27-12, 12:56 PM   #7
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EPG would suck the venom out of my buttocks. He has empathy and all the doo-dads associated.

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I'll pee on you if you get stung by a jelly fish though.
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What about the poor rattlesnake
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Old 09-27-12, 01:03 PM   #10
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What about the poor rattlesnake
Shut your pie hole.

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Old 09-27-12, 01:03 PM   #11
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What about the poor rattlesnake
If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
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I believe cocar is a vet and would care for the rattler.
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If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
RWA

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Old 09-27-12, 01:06 PM   #14
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I don't have a clue what you said.
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
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Old 09-27-12, 01:08 PM   #15
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I don't have a clue what you said.
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
You really haven't been paying attention to EPG at all.

You are wise.

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Old 09-27-12, 01:10 PM   #16
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I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....

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....the rattlesnake would die.
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I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....

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....the rattlesnake would die.

At the very least its teeth would fall out and it'd get a nasty infection.
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Meanwhile over at rattlesnakeforums.com there is a pissed off, spitting snake asking if his reptilian brothers are coming to his aid. They are all telling him he is going to die in various and sundry ways.
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But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.

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You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
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Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
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I hate your ugly rotten guts

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NEVER!
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Old 09-27-12, 03:12 PM   #24
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You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.

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My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.

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Probably clean shaven too
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