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    CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! crap.

    The coffee maker broke. This isn't good. THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

    I need a hug.

    Couch

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    broke?
    No Coffee?
    NFW! I'd kill someone....
    Go home...get back under the covers.....don't come out till they tell you it's fixed. You can tell your boss I said to do that.

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    On a morning like you are having, anyone who gives you a hug will probably also give you a cold. So better avoid the hug. Go pet Inge.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    That's the good thing about where I work, no shortage of coffee makers.

    Now the coffee isn't anything to brag about, but it's free and unlimited.

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    HTFU and go to Starbucks. Or the local equivalent. Be a man. But not one of the ones jsharr posted.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    The coffee maker broke. This isn't good. THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

    I need a hug.

    Couch
    Say it ain't so!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Plenty of coffee here. Or copier toner. Not really sure, office coffee and toner both taste the same. Time for another cup.
    2000 Bianchi Veloce, '88 Schwinn Prologue, '88 Trek 900, '92 Trek T100, 2000 Rans Tailwind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    HTFU and go to Starbucks.
    Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Say it ain't so!
    It's so. I need a hug.

    I'm sensitive and stuff.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    It's so. I need a hug.

    I'm sensitive and stuff.

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    You should probably use Dove soap.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You should probably use Dove soap.
    or KY

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    ...as I sip on my coffee reading the misfortunes of others..
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    How are you ever going to live in the real world if you can't get along with people who don't believe what you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdon View Post
    ...as I sip on my coffee reading the misfortunes of others..
    Yep on my second cup now...mmmm delicious.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You should probably use Dove soap.
    Irish Spring.

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    Just texted Couch a picture of my travel mug full of Starbucks Blonde
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Just texted Couch a picture of my travel mug full of Starbucks Blonde


    Couch

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    Here you go.

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    Oops, wrong picture.


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    Coffee is for the weak. The strong greet each morning with a barbaric yawp and go off in hunt of something to inflict their will upon. Thus it has always been and thus it shall remain.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    Coffee is for the weak. The strong greet each morning with a barbaric yawp and go off in hunt of something to inflict their will upon. Thus it has always been and thus it shall remain.
    I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,I stand and look at them long and long.
    They do not sweat and whine about their condition,They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,I stand and look at them long and long.
    They do not sweat and whine about their condition,They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth.
    That's true....and what's also true is many of those animals are quite tastey.

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    I so know need Couch's phone number around now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    I so know need Couch's phone number around now.

    DO you have it yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I stopped at Macy's to see if they had a cheap coffee maker. I think I pulled my calf muscle in the process. I could barely walk back to the office.

    ****!

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