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    Diet Pepsi tastes like pee.

    Just Say'in.

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    Are you drinking in the shower again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Are you drinking in the shower again?
    No. I'm at work. We don't have a shower here.

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    Therein lies your conundrum. Get thee to a shower post haste and your beverage shall taste winningly.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Therein lies your conundrum. Get thee to a shower post haste and your beverage shall taste winningly.
    I just poured it down the back of Bob's shirt. He doesn't look too happy. In fact, I think he is now mad at Couchie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    No. I'm at work. We don't have a shower here.

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    Not even a safety shower?

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    Check the expiry date..
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    Quote Originally Posted by GP View Post
    Not even a safety shower?
    No.

    However, they keep on pushing Green Technologies here. Many of us would like to ride our bikes to work and during lunch, however they won't put showers in here. We do have a Green Roof though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I just poured it down the back of Bob's shirt. He doesn't look too happy. In fact, I think he is now mad at Couchie.

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    Make sure he knows it is Diet Pepsi and not pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Make sure he knows it is Diet Pepsi and not pee.
    I don't think I want to talk to him now. I just said some very mean things to me.

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    Can you fill up water balloons w/ pee?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I don't think I want to talk to him now. I just said some very mean things to me.

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    Well, you deserved to say some mean things to yourself after you broke your coffee maker and made yourself drink Diet Peepsi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Can you fill up water balloons w/ pee?
    Sicko.

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    A couple of months ago when I got off the bus on my commute to work this pretty girl handed me a free sample can of the 60 calorie pepsi (next maybe?). I was surprised in that it tasted like regular pepsi rather than that diet used toilet water stuff. But it was 8 am, so I'm not sure that my taste buds were awake and I don't like pepsi anyway.
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    Please explain how you know this.

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    Well, I don't know about the TASTE but it sure does MAKE me pee.

    I had forgotten about that at a most inopportune time a few years back. I had to take some training with a few people form work, one was a Pepsi fan and we were in Texas, the heart of Coke country and NO ONE had Pepsi available. On the way back in the airport she saw a Pepsi vendor across from our flights gate and decided to celebrate by buying everyone in our group a Pepsi. Never to turn down FREE anything I took it and gulped it down. Pepsi had ALWAYS gone straight through me and this was no exception. We boarded the flight and no sooner had we taxied to the runway when it hit me - I had to pee RIGHT NOW. I managed to hold it till we got airborne and they turned off the seatbelt light, I bolted up and ran to the lav, only to find it occupied. I was wondering if they would arrest me or turn the flight around if I peed into something in the galley area, luckily the guy came out and I narrowly made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Sicko.

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    What? It's just a question.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    It scares me that Couch can contrast and compare the taste of something that a carbonated beverage and something that is definitely not a carbonated beverage.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rootman View Post
    Well, I don't know about the TASTE but it sure does MAKE me pee.

    I had forgotten about that at a most inopportune time a few years back. I had to take some training with a few people form work, one was a Pepsi fan and we were in Texas, the heart of Coke country and NO ONE had Pepsi available. On the way back in the airport she saw a Pepsi vendor across from our flights gate and decided to celebrate by buying everyone in our group a Pepsi. Never to turn down FREE anything I took it and gulped it down. Pepsi had ALWAYS gone straight through me and this was no exception. We boarded the flight and no sooner had we taxied to the runway when it hit me - I had to pee RIGHT NOW. I managed to hold it till we got airborne and they turned off the seatbelt light, I bolted up and ran to the lav, only to find it occupied. I was wondering if they would arrest me or turn the flight around if I peed into something in the galley area, luckily the guy came out and I narrowly made it.
    Everyone should drink Coke anyways, that's why you almost peed your pants. Also all Pepsi tastes like urine, not just diet. FACT!
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    Diet drinks grow third nipples. Safer with teh sugar.
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    I wonder if R. Kelly ever says "Does that taste like Diet Pepsi?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    No, it doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Ross View Post
    No, it doesn't.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Pair it with a diet cheeseburger.

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