Check the expiry date..
Can you fill up water balloons w/ pee?
I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!
A couple of months ago when I got off the bus on my commute to work this pretty girl handed me a free sample can of the 60 calorie pepsi (next maybe?). I was surprised in that it tasted like regular pepsi rather than that diet used toilet water stuff. But it was 8 am, so I'm not sure that my taste buds were awake and I don't like pepsi anyway.
Well, I don't know about the TASTE but it sure does MAKE me pee.
I had forgotten about that at a most inopportune time a few years back. I had to take some training with a few people form work, one was a Pepsi fan and we were in Texas, the heart of Coke country and NO ONE had Pepsi available. On the way back in the airport she saw a Pepsi vendor across from our flights gate and decided to celebrate by buying everyone in our group a Pepsi. Never to turn down FREE anything I took it and gulped it down. Pepsi had ALWAYS gone straight through me and this was no exception. We boarded the flight and no sooner had we taxied to the runway when it hit me - I had to pee RIGHT NOW. I managed to hold it till we got airborne and they turned off the seatbelt light, I bolted up and ran to the lav, only to find it occupied. I was wondering if they would arrest me or turn the flight around if I peed into something in the galley area, luckily the guy came out and I narrowly made it.
It scares me that Couch can contrast and compare the taste of something that a carbonated beverage and something that is definitely not a carbonated beverage.
Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Diet drinks grow third nipples. Safer with teh sugar.
One Foot Less
You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
You can help the poor by destroying the rich.
No, it doesn't.
Pair it with a diet cheeseburger.