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Old 10-02-12, 08:56 AM   #1
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Diet Pepsi tastes like pee.

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Are you drinking in the shower again?
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Are you drinking in the shower again?
No. I'm at work. We don't have a shower here.

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Therein lies your conundrum. Get thee to a shower post haste and your beverage shall taste winningly.
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Therein lies your conundrum. Get thee to a shower post haste and your beverage shall taste winningly.
I just poured it down the back of Bob's shirt. He doesn't look too happy. In fact, I think he is now mad at Couchie.

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No. I'm at work. We don't have a shower here.

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Not even a safety shower?
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Not even a safety shower?
No.

However, they keep on pushing Green Technologies here. Many of us would like to ride our bikes to work and during lunch, however they won't put showers in here. We do have a Green Roof though.

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I just poured it down the back of Bob's shirt. He doesn't look too happy. In fact, I think he is now mad at Couchie.

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Make sure he knows it is Diet Pepsi and not pee.
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Make sure he knows it is Diet Pepsi and not pee.
I don't think I want to talk to him now. I just said some very mean things to me.

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Can you fill up water balloons w/ pee?
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I don't think I want to talk to him now. I just said some very mean things to me.

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Well, you deserved to say some mean things to yourself after you broke your coffee maker and made yourself drink Diet Peepsi.
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Sicko.

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A couple of months ago when I got off the bus on my commute to work this pretty girl handed me a free sample can of the 60 calorie pepsi (next maybe?). I was surprised in that it tasted like regular pepsi rather than that diet used toilet water stuff. But it was 8 am, so I'm not sure that my taste buds were awake and I don't like pepsi anyway.
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Well, I don't know about the TASTE but it sure does MAKE me pee.

I had forgotten about that at a most inopportune time a few years back. I had to take some training with a few people form work, one was a Pepsi fan and we were in Texas, the heart of Coke country and NO ONE had Pepsi available. On the way back in the airport she saw a Pepsi vendor across from our flights gate and decided to celebrate by buying everyone in our group a Pepsi. Never to turn down FREE anything I took it and gulped it down. Pepsi had ALWAYS gone straight through me and this was no exception. We boarded the flight and no sooner had we taxied to the runway when it hit me - I had to pee RIGHT NOW. I managed to hold it till we got airborne and they turned off the seatbelt light, I bolted up and ran to the lav, only to find it occupied. I was wondering if they would arrest me or turn the flight around if I peed into something in the galley area, luckily the guy came out and I narrowly made it.
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It scares me that Couch can contrast and compare the taste of something that a carbonated beverage and something that is definitely not a carbonated beverage.
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Well, I don't know about the TASTE but it sure does MAKE me pee.

I had forgotten about that at a most inopportune time a few years back. I had to take some training with a few people form work, one was a Pepsi fan and we were in Texas, the heart of Coke country and NO ONE had Pepsi available. On the way back in the airport she saw a Pepsi vendor across from our flights gate and decided to celebrate by buying everyone in our group a Pepsi. Never to turn down FREE anything I took it and gulped it down. Pepsi had ALWAYS gone straight through me and this was no exception. We boarded the flight and no sooner had we taxied to the runway when it hit me - I had to pee RIGHT NOW. I managed to hold it till we got airborne and they turned off the seatbelt light, I bolted up and ran to the lav, only to find it occupied. I was wondering if they would arrest me or turn the flight around if I peed into something in the galley area, luckily the guy came out and I narrowly made it.
Everyone should drink Coke anyways, that's why you almost peed your pants. Also all Pepsi tastes like urine, not just diet. FACT!
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Diet drinks grow third nipples. Safer with teh sugar.
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I wonder if R. Kelly ever says "Does that taste like Diet Pepsi?"
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No, it doesn't.
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Pair it with a diet cheeseburger.
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