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    Is it okay to feel horny on a Thursday?

    Hear me out. I'm just a tad horny today. Not the full blown, snorting like a pig in zen, type horny. Just a little bump.

    So, is that normal for a Thursday?

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    I'd like to know as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'd like to know as well.
    That doesn't really answer my questions, Sir.

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    No. Unless by horny you mean Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass type horny. Those guys rock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No. Unless by horny you mean Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass type horny. Those guys rock.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    No. Unless by horny you mean Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass type horny. Those guys rock.
    I'm more of a Tower of Power kinda guy....
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    That's normal everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    That doesn't really answer my questions, Sir.

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    It's now, out question, sir.

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    You are both men, yes it is normal.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    See the thing is, it all depends on whether you missed out on yesterday or not. Being a Wednesday, it's well established that yesterday was hump day. If you got your humping in to its full extent (and got it out of your system), horniness shouldn't have set in yet again. If you missed out on the humping available yesterday, I can see how the built up horniness would be getting to you as you've got another 6 days before hump day comes around again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You are both men, yes it is normal.

    I am hhorny for Modo, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I am hhorny for Modo, no?

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    I am no longer horny now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I am no longer horny now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Hear me out. I'm just a tad horny today. Not the full blown, snorting like a pig in zen, type horny. Just a little bump.

    So, is that normal for a Thursday?

    Couch
    Sounds normal to me every day of the week. If I am not dead, good chance I am horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by himespau View Post
    See the thing is, it all depends on whether you missed out on yesterday or not. Being a Wednesday, it's well established that yesterday was hump day. If you got your humping in to its full extent (and got it out of your system), horniness shouldn't have set in yet again. If you missed out on the humping available yesterday, I can see how the built up horniness would be getting to you as you've got another 6 days before hump day comes around again.
    Horniness subsiding for more than 15 minute to an hour? There is something wrong with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    Sounds normal to me every day of the week. If I am not dead, good chance I am horny.
    See?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    See?
    See what? You need to use more words in order to describe your questions a bit better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post


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    what?
    I went home for "lunch".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    See what? You need to use more words in order to describe your questions a bit better.

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    Best I can tell, she's horny and wants me for my shoes.





    But, there is a slim chance I am miss reading her, she is a woman after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    See what? You need to use more words in order to describe your questions a bit better.

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    Men are horny, you are men, you are horny. Equation solved.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    what?
    I went home for "lunch".
    I had 'breakfast'.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Men are horny, you are men, you are horny. Equation solved.
    Modo just hurt my feelings. Yell at him for me.

    He keeps avoiding my advances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    what?
    I went home for "lunch".
    MODO!!!! <------me yelling at Modo

    You better accept Couch's advances.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Men are horny, you are men, you are horny. Equation solved.
    Not so simple, we are talking about couch, so I don't think you can simply state Couch is a man as that point is still very much up for debate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    MODO!!!! <------me yelling at Modo

    You better accept Couch's advances.
    I'm afraid of his GF...she might turn me into a gnewt.

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