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    It happened again!

    I was negotiating a truce with Inge just a few minutes ago. She decided three bones was a sufficient tender for abandoning her for a few hours today. Daddy had to attend an AA meeting in an attempt to keep his marbles, marbled. Anywho, as I was fulfilling my fiduciary duty as the resident bacon/dog bone dispenser, my pants fell off! THIS WAS THE THIRD TIME TODAY!

    Gravity is a cruel mistress at times.

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    Braces or if you're lacking in pretension or good taste, suspenders.

    This is problem for men that lack a waistline and an ass.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    If there were no witnesses, then it didn't really happen.

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    Eschew gravitational situations.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Being on the XXXS side of things, I've had this happen to me more than once. My boss at my old job decided it would be a great idea to make all the doctors wear uniforms (scrubs). All the other doctors were large men. My scrubs didn't even come close to fitting me, and had an elastic waistband. Twice while I was scrubbed into surgery, my pants fell down. You can't do anything...you can't touch anything that's not sterile, you have to keep going. At least I had a gown on, but I was NOT amused. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.

    The problem isn't that I don't have an ass. It's that I'm hipless, thin and narrow. My shoulders are the widest thing on me. Elastic waist pants no workey.
    I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, the table & chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way!

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    You need more donuts, dozens of them. They will help expand your waistline out to meet your pants.
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artkansas View Post
    You need more donuts, dozens of them. They will help expand your waistline out to meet your pants.
    This did NOT work for me. Made the situation worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    This did NOT work for me. Made the situation worse.
    Doughnuts shrank your waistline?
    "He who serves all, best serves himself" Jack London

    Quote Originally Posted by Bjforrestal View Post
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    Donuts gave me dickdoo disease.

    My stomach sticks out further than my dickdoo.

    So if I pants fit my "waist" they are not even gonna touch my ass on the way to the floor. Hence I choose braces.

    Occasionally cheat with suspenders.
    Last edited by ahsposo; 10-07-12 at 04:49 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Donuts gave me dickdoo disease.

    My stomach sticks out further than my dickdoo.

    So if I pants fit my "waist" they are not even gonna touch my ass on the way to the floor. Hence I choose braces.

    Occasionally cheat with suspenders.


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