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Old 10-08-12, 08:04 PM   #1
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I had plubmers butt today.

Stoopid leaks!



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Old 10-08-12, 08:17 PM   #2
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Plumber's butt ... I hate when that happens. A leatherman multi-tool, positioned in the offending area, will fix things up.
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plubmers butt... I think that was a Mystery Box ingredient on the show 'Chopped' once.
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wearing the correct plumbers uniform would correct that...and get you a nice tip!

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Nothing a cork wont fix!
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Explain. Or, is it an Australian thing?

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Damn and I ran out of circus peanuts!
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What are you going to eat now?

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maybe she's a "crack" addict and doesn't have much of an appetite?
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Old 10-09-12, 11:43 AM   #11
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maybe she's a "crack" addict and doesn't have much of an appetite?
I hope not. I lost a good friend to cocaine a little while ago. Sad story.

MP, please tell me you are clean as a whistle.

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Couch, I do not think you and Chip are thinking about the same crack. Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
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Were you wearing a thong Couch?

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Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

chris...?

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I hope not. I lost a good friend to cocaine a little while ago. Sad story.

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I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

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I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

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I did wipe this morning...
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Couch, I do not think you and Chip are thinking about the same crack. Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
oh yeah, those would be bad, berry, berry bad.
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our crotchfruit would be the the poster child for the pro-choice folks, fer shure
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I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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I'm surprised no one has suggested putting this in the crack to stop the leaks.

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