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    I had plubmers butt today.

    Stoopid leaks!



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    Plumber's butt ... I hate when that happens. A leatherman multi-tool, positioned in the offending area, will fix things up.

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    plubmers butt... I think that was a Mystery Box ingredient on the show 'Chopped' once.

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    Hong Kong Express again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    wearing the correct plumbers uniform would correct that...and get you a nice tip!

    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Nothing a cork wont fix!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbchybridrider View Post
    Nothing a cork wont fix!
    Explain. Or, is it an Australian thing?

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    Damn and I ran out of circus peanuts!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Damn and I ran out of circus peanuts!
    What are you going to eat now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    What are you going to eat now?

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    maybe she's a "crack" addict and doesn't have much of an appetite?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    maybe she's a "crack" addict and doesn't have much of an appetite?
    I hope not. I lost a good friend to cocaine a little while ago. Sad story.

    MP, please tell me you are clean as a whistle.

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    Couch, I do not think you and Chip are thinking about the same crack. Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Were you wearing a thong Couch?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
    I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

    chris...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I hope not. I lost a good friend to cocaine a little while ago. Sad story.

    MP, please tell me you are clean as a whistle.

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    Never in my life have I or would I.

    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

    chris...?

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    Barf!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

    chris...?

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    baby2.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I knew what you meant. Seriously though, I wonder what Chip's and my crotchfruit would look like, if he and I did the nasty.

    chris...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I hope not. I lost a good friend to cocaine a little while ago. Sad story.

    MP, please tell me you are clean as a whistle.

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    I did wipe this morning...
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Couch, I do not think you and Chip are thinking about the same crack. Also, just to clarify, the children I am afraid of would result from Couch and Chip mating with each other, not my wife.
    oh yeah, those would be bad, berry, berry bad.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris..... View Post
    our crotchfruit would be the the poster child for the pro-choice folks, fer shure
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Get an exorcist. Stat!

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    I'm surprised no one has suggested putting this in the crack to stop the leaks.

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