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    I need to poop

    god damn woman blowdrying her hair and I need to ****... blowdry in bedroom with mirror god dammitttttt

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    Single bath household? That can be rough at times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfvegas View Post
    god damn woman blowdrying her hair and I need to ****... blowdry in bedroom with mirror god dammitttttt
    That sounds like what happened at my household this morning, but he just came in and relieved himself as I was straightening my hair. Real nice right? I exited stage left.

    Also, you shouldn't blowdry in the bedroom...get hair everywhere.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Why do you hate God? He did not make the woman dry her hair in the crapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    See, you would think that one would start by blowdrying the HAIR, but instead she points it right at her FACE.
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