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    I have a zit living underneath my mustache.

    It's driving me nuttier than Barbra Streisand. What should I do?

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    Let it get as big and infected as possible, them pop it, but make sure to film the popping to post on youtube. This is what all the cool kids do.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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    Go home and cry.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Let it get as big and infected as possible...
    Then show it to your coworkers at lunchtime.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Let it get as big and infected as possible.
    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Then show it to your coworkers at lunchtime.
    Eye bleach, eye bleach, eye bleach!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Eye bleach, eye bleach, eye bleach!
    You want sour cream and salsa with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You want sour cream and salsa with that?
    Vom.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Eye bleach, eye bleach, eye bleach!
    Putting bleach on a big, infected zit would really sting.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Putting bleach on a big, infected zit would really sting.
    I imagine a big, infected eye zit would not feel too good in and of itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Go to your healthcare provider and tell them you need a prescription for acyclovir.
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    Cut it off at the neck.
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