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    how go get rid of/ kill brothers Gf

    Ok, my brother has gotten this stupid little B!@#$ girlfriend, who takes advantage of him because he is vounreable. He is really too weak to dump her, because he thinks she loves him.

    How do i get rid of her without killing my brothers emotions.

    btw, it cuts into his riding time

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    Report her to the Dept of Homeland Security - make sure she gets deported to Afganistan, or held in Cuba. It will probably be neccessary to fake immigration documents.

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    tell her your brother is on the down-low without condoms
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    you can't really pull any punches on this one. Gotta be direct and harshly honest. The truth hurts, eh? ...and all that etc. etc.
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    sleep with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kf5nd
    tell her your brother is on the down-low without condoms
    HAHAHA


    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    sleep with her.


    that always works!

    one more thing, is she hot?
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    embarass you're brother by acting stupid in front of his girlfriend.

    Maybe she will get so embarasses/sickened by you she will leave.

    or you could sleep with her.

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    Sleep with your brother... GF is sure to bolt

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    Sometimes, it is best to let people learn the hard way. As long as it doesn't progress too far, like having kids, then I would just keep in his ear about how she is taking advantage of him. My first girlfriend took advantage of me and broke my heart. I learned from it.

    Or, you can just take the above advice and sleep with her or your brother.
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    Tell your Brother she is trying to get into your pants..
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    More free publicity for BF...

    January 28, 2005 -- Kansas City, Kansas

    Boy kills brother's girlfriend with help of cycling community.

    FBI is investigating what appears to be an internet conspiracy to commit murder as Bike Forums <source> members offer ways to kill the unsuspecting girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    More free publicity for BF...



    And I say just tell him the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bassplayinbiker
    Ok, my brother has gotten this stupid little B!@#$ girlfriend, who takes advantage of him because he is vounreable. He is really too weak to dump her, because he thinks she loves him.

    How do i get rid of her without killing my brothers emotions.

    btw, it cuts into his riding time
    I am with you man! I have a brother and she strongly takes advantage of him...For example, she lives about 30-45 minutes away from us depending on traffic and weather and she called him up and asked him to come over to take her to her high school that is like 2 minutes away from her. I strongly do not like her and like shes full of piercings all over and she brainwashed my brother into getting a few himself. He will not dump her, his first like real gf and lost his virginity too, but like shes just really not nice sometimes.

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    Tell him that you heard she has STD's Thats a sure way to get rid of her!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    More free publicity for BF...
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    im sleepin with her! oh yea, then tellin him she has Std's. (i dont, but it always makes them hate the girl more)



    .....hey, i have to its for my brother's own good. It would be morally wrong not to sleep with his Girlfriend.

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    If he's your younger brother, let the relationship run it's course without getting invovled. It's called a life experence, and sometimes a man needs to learn the hard way. Now, if she's getting him to do something illegal, time to step in, and maybe involve a parental unit, preferably a father figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Sleep with your brother... GF is sure to bolt
    Holy crap... that's sick. I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON

    also just brainwash him with the tom leykas show.
    Ahhh, gotta love Tom.
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    Tell her your brother has a secrect obsession with kicking kittens into wood chippers and smoking in hospitals. If that doesn't work, then tell her he cuts the head off of Cabbage Patch dolls while sitting alone in the dark listening to Enya. She'll be gone soooo fast.

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    Suggest a threesome. If she runs, mission accomplished. If she goes for it, all three of you can cross that one off your list.
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    Easiest thing of all. Get him a better girl. Rent one if you have to.

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    You're 14, so I assume that your brother is probably somewhere between 12 and 18.

    I recommend that you start listening to David Bowie, the Stooges, and Lou Reed, and that you stop caring so much.

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