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    PED usage in Foo

    Okay, before I have to go all WADA and USADA on ya'll, I am giving you one chance to fess up.

    How many of you are using, have used or plan to use Post Enhancing Drugs to improve your post performance here in Foo?

    So, here is your one opportunity to make a complete and comprehensive soul searching inventory of your PED usage.

    List up the substances ya'll, or else.....

    muhahahahaha

    I use pumpkin seeds, bass urine and goofballs on a regular basis. I will not divulge the identities of my suppliers (angoMayumpkinPay and ouchCay).
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Yo! Hand up over here.
    Currently, well beyond the limits on caffeine.
    Insulin is a PED I believe.
    Does T4 replacement therapy count as a PED?

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    photoshopped nude images of couch are my drug of choice.
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    I have never used PEDS to improve my posting performance, one should only be able to see that I possess superior natural abilities that would make this needless. Nor have I ever encouraged to take PEDS or provided anyone with PEDS save for when I have laid out some fine lines of set up on the table.

    Posting while stoned does not constitute PED use as the medications were legally prescribed.

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    There is only one with a million posts in foo.

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    I deny all allegations of PED use.
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    I briefly used small amounts of Test in my 20s. I weighed about 200 lbs and was solid muscle. I would do it again if given a chance.

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    The use of PED would shrink my moobs, and that ain't happening.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    You have moobs?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    So, what type of PED would allow me to post 4 hours straight, Pcad/Couch style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuxbailey View Post
    So, what type of PED would allow me to post 4 hours straight, Pcad/Couch style?
    Apple juice in the case of Pcad. Formaldehyde in the case of couch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Apple juice in the case of Pcad. Formaldehyde in the case of couch.
    Brains in the case of the zombies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Apple juice in the case of Pcad. Formaldehyde in the case of couch.
    But Jsharr goes for the sprinters drug. Sweet Firefly Ice Cream.
    Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered anything unseemly.

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    If caffeine and sugar count, count me in.
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    I have used PEDs in the past, but at the time all the other posters were, too. Therefore doing so gave me no noticeable advantage and I should not be punished for it.

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    Huh, PEDs. I don't even exaggerate in posts. So, yes, all the nearly-unbelievable junk I post is actually all completely true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Okay, before I have to go all WADA and USADA on ya'll, I am giving you one chance to fess up.

    How many of you are using, have used or plan to use Post Enhancing Drugs to improve your post performance here in Foo?

    So, here is your one opportunity to make a complete and comprehensive soul searching inventory of your PED usage.

    List up the substances ya'll, or else.....

    muhahahahaha

    I use pumpkin seeds, bass urine and goofballs on a regular basis. I will not divulge the identities of my suppliers (angoMayumpkinPay and ouchCay).
    *cracks knuckles*

    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Huh, PEDs. I don't even exaggerate in posts. So, yes, all the nearly-unbelievable junk I post is actually all completely true...
    You still haven't even posted a leg pic in Men of Foo....get on it.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Huh, PEDs. I don't even exaggerate in posts. So, yes, all the nearly-unbelievable junk I post is actually all completely true...
    I think they frown upon the posting of your junk, unbelievable or otherwise.
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    I would like to take this moment to point out, I have never failed a drug test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I would like to take this moment to point out, I have never failed a drug test.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm really more negative....

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    If I used PEDs to improve my posts I'm not getting my money's worth.
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