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    I feel bad

    I asked a coworker to get me a coffee as she was heading over to the Hill and when she came back my creamer explodededed in her pocket. Should I offer her anything?

    I said sowry.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Offer her a napkin.

    Why did the creamer explode? Had it gone bad?
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    Hit her upside the head and request she trot back up the hill for another creamer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    my creamer explodededed in her pocket.



    Couch

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    I did give her a bunch of napkins, she hit the handicap button to open the door since her hands were full and it squished the creamer, so it was technically her fault but I asked her for the creamer.

    Thanks Couch, I needed that laugh.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    creamer explodededed in her pocket

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Offer her a napkin.

    Why did the creamer explode? Had it gone bad?
    Read between the lines,this is Foo.

    Miss Thunderthighs(Mangos co-worker) put the plastic creamer cup in her pocket then used her hip to press the door button with force equal to an iron wrecking ball.
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    I should have known the two schoolboys would take it that way....


    ( i walked into that though)
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I should have known the two schoolboys would take it that way....


    ( i walked into that though)
    "You're a student all your life"

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    Was her name Jack or Jiill? If so, tell her she got off lightly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

    http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

    Right next door to my work.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Offer her your pants... then go home because you have no more pants. Unless you have emergency pants in your office at the Amish Prison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Offer her your pants...
    Take pictures. Post those pictures here.

    Thank you,

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    Offer a kitten to lick the cream out of her pocket.

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    Wait a sec, this is an Amish prison, they wear dresses that don't have pockets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

    http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

    Right next door to my work.
    It's good to know that it isn't just Turkey Hill that causes these sort of problems.

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    I'm trying to decide if I should be proud, or ashamed, that I pretty much had the same thought as couch (perfect gif!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    It's good to know that it isn't just Turkey Hill that causes these sort of problems.
    I thinks it's Mango.
    What's next, an Amish prison riot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

    http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

    Right next door to my work.
    Why in your community of buggy-jockeys would someone be driving a truck around?
    This is the end result.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    ... my creamer explodededed in her pocket.
    That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
    I see what you did there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
    Sure college...uh huh.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Exploded? Or something more sinister. Your friend should watch her back. Just sayin'

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