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Old 10-22-12, 08:45 AM   #1
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I feel bad

I asked a coworker to get me a coffee as she was heading over to the Hill and when she came back my creamer explodededed in her pocket. Should I offer her anything?

I said sowry.
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Offer her a napkin.

Why did the creamer explode? Had it gone bad?
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Old 10-22-12, 08:53 AM   #3
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Hit her upside the head and request she trot back up the hill for another creamer.
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Old 10-22-12, 09:28 AM   #6
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I did give her a bunch of napkins, she hit the handicap button to open the door since her hands were full and it squished the creamer, so it was technically her fault but I asked her for the creamer.

Thanks Couch, I needed that laugh.
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Offer her a napkin.

Why did the creamer explode? Had it gone bad?
Read between the lines,this is Foo.

Miss Thunderthighs(Mangos co-worker) put the plastic creamer cup in her pocket then used her hip to press the door button with force equal to an iron wrecking ball.
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I should have known the two schoolboys would take it that way....


( i walked into that though)
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I should have known the two schoolboys would take it that way....


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Was her name Jack or Jiill? If so, tell her she got off lightly.
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Old 10-22-12, 11:02 AM   #12
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It could be worse. http://www.wgal.com/news/susquehanna...z/-/index.html
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Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

Right next door to my work.
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Offer her your pants... then go home because you have no more pants. Unless you have emergency pants in your office at the Amish Prison.
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Offer her your pants...
Take pictures. Post those pictures here.

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Offer a kitten to lick the cream out of her pocket.
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Old 10-22-12, 01:26 PM   #17
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Wait a sec, this is an Amish prison, they wear dresses that don't have pockets.
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Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

Right next door to my work.
It's good to know that it isn't just Turkey Hill that causes these sort of problems.
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I'm trying to decide if I should be proud, or ashamed, that I pretty much had the same thought as couch (perfect gif!).
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It's good to know that it isn't just Turkey Hill that causes these sort of problems.
I thinks it's Mango.
What's next, an Amish prison riot?
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Actually this happened the day after my car was being fixed here:

http://www.fox43.com/news/wpmt-truck...,6054540.story

Right next door to my work.
Why in your community of buggy-jockeys would someone be driving a truck around?
This is the end result.
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... my creamer explodededed in her pocket.
That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
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That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
I see what you did there.
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That happened to me back in college. Or something like that.
Sure college...uh huh.
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Exploded? Or something more sinister. Your friend should watch her back. Just sayin'

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