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    I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!

    Nothing bad happened. I just picked it up and continued to wash my naked flaccid creamy white body.

    Couch

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    Did you wash the urine off the soap? Shower floors have lots of urine on them. So do kitchen trash cans.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You still use bar soap?!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Even my kids use bodywash these days (because they eat the bars of soap).

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    I use bar soap. Liguid soap is a money suck. Kids use about a cup of it for one bath or shower and still do not get clean, they just play. I think a pressure washer and handcuffs work best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    You still use bar soap?!
    Yes. Only wanna be hippies use the other stuff, or nothing at all.

    Hippie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    Yes. Only wanna be hippies use the other stuff, or nothing at all.

    Hippie.

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    I'm a smell good hippie...bar soap collects pubis maximus
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    This thread is getting a bit hairy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I'm a smell good hippie...bar soap collects pubis maximus
    That does provide an easy way to check to see if the dark roots are coming in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    I'm a smell good hippie...bar soap collects pubis maximus
    Is this a manscaping thread now?

    Thanks Mango I knew we could count on you!
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    I'm noticing a trend.
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    hello kitty is evil. i was thrown out of the shop for trying to take a pic. evil big corporate strong arm tactics. kitty is dead to me.

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    And you were maybe hoping the friggin dog, what's her name ?, Ingrid ?, Issac ?, would do you doggie style ?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Is this a manscaping thread now?

    Thanks Mango I knew we could count on you!
    Just make sure not to call her a hippy hippie. They get mad about that sort of thing.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    This is why you need soap-on-a-rope.
    I thought I was suffering from depression once. Turned out, I was simply surrounded by idiots.

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    did you lather up the bathtub and cleaned it

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    Looks like jsharr dropped the soap


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    If you really want to be impressed, ask how I keep getting it back in my hand so quickly.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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