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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    I wish I could tell you...

    The latest RubenStory(TM) is approaching dramatic peak... too bad I can't comment on it... *yet*.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Tease!
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    you're having a sex change? waiting until the op is successfull before revealing all, so to speak.
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    The future Georgia goodolboy in-laws put a contract out on Rube because he's bailing out of the wedding.


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    Does it involve a future court date that has already been set for one of your offspring?

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    Is the tomato plant finally producing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Is the tomato plant finally producing?
    Oh dang! I forgot to water the thing... brb
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    You won the lottery and are trying to see who your true friends are before making an announcement?

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    You can tell us or we can make it up, but either way, we are going to have a story here, just so you know.

    I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.

    The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.

    You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Ruben... I really need to introduce you to my sister... she enjoys "drama" as much as you. I tend to avoid it and her as much as possible. Life is too short!
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    He's really dead and posting from beyond.
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    It turns out that Ruben's "she" used to be a "he".
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    I like jsharr's idea. That's going to be hard to top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You can tell us or we can make it up, but either way, we are going to have a story here, just so you know.

    I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.

    The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.

    You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    lol
    Sooooooo? Was I close on any of it?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Got a job at Prudhoe Bay on Alaska's north slope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamestique View Post
    Ruben... I really need to introduce you to my sister... she enjoys "drama" as much as you. I tend to avoid it and her as much as possible. Life is too short!
    If your sister has a "womb for rent" the Rubester will set up shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    lol
    That greased elephant thing was too far out there,even for you Rube.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Rube will be moving back to el PR and only posting in Espaņol from now on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Rube will be moving back to el PR and only posting in Espaņol from now on.
    His accent/language wont translate in PR either.
    The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
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    derailleurs are overrated bigbenaugust's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    His accent/language wont translate in PR either.
    The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
    Then he will finally realize his own dream of founding his own nation that speaks Southern Spanglish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Notso_fastLane View Post
    I like jsharr's idea. That's going to be hard to top.
    If anyone can it's going to be Rube. Or the National Enquirer - and isn't that printed in Florida?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    Then he will finally realize his own dream of founding his own nation that speaks Southern Spanglish.
    Strangely,even now most of the offspring in Winter Springs all bear a resemblence to the Rubenator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spry View Post
    Strangely,even now most of the offspring in Winter Springs all bare a resemblence to the Rubenator.
    Bare or bear? One means they look like him naked the other just means they look like him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Bare or bear? One means they look like him naked the other just means they look like him.
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