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    Moviegoers- do you know the best time to go pee?

    Well, guess what? There's now an app that lets you know when that would be. Ain't technology grand?

    Yet another reason why I like to watch movies on my laptop

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    haha. that's pretty good.

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    amazing!

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    Just pee into your iPad mini's iUrinal app. It teleports your pee to the nearest jsharr-approved trash can.

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    I'm a big boy. I can hold it. I also have the forethought to pee before the movie starts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Burton
    When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs you by the throat and taps the back of your favorite head head against the barroom wall, and he looks crooked in the eye, and he ask you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyryder View Post
    I'm a big boy. I can hold it. I also have the forethought to pee before the movie starts.
    Same here, except I'm a girl not a boy
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    best time? right before and right after, assuming you're drinking 140oz of soda during a 2 hour movie. if it's the dark knight rises or any of the lord of the rings movies, you're boned.

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    I always pee in the shower.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I always pee in the shower.

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    On your bar of pubey soap?
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MangoPumpkin View Post
    On your bar of pubey soap?
    I don't have pubes.

    Couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I don't have pubes.

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    Chesty pubes then!
    I've got your restraining order right here. [grabs crotch] Restrain this!

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    The thing is, with this app, you're still the dick who's looking at his phone during the movie driving everyone else nuts. Well, it does say it has a vibrate setting, but then you miss out on the whole filling you in on what you missed feature.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    These kids and their technology... back in the old days you just used your now empty soda cup and left it under the seat.

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    The problem I have with this app is two-fold:

    1. Someone other than yourself determined when the optimal time is. Who's making that determination- the developer, movie studio, some film critic?
    2. What happens when six screens at the multi-plex all have optimal moments at the same time? Not that everyone would go at the same time, but still...

    Then there's the issue on when you are supposed to get caught up on what you missed. Are you supposed to read about it while taking care of business (eww factor) or do you do it during a 'good' scene?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    These kids and their technology... back in the old days you just used your now empty soda cup and left it under the seat.
    Unless you were at the drive in- you cared less about the action on the screen and more about the action in the back seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couch View Post
    I always pee in the shower.

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    Why do you hate trashcans?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    These kids and their technology... back in the old days you just used your now empty beer bottle and left it under the seat.
    fixed it for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    You pee when there is that long conversation that has nothing to do with the movie.

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